The 100% Guaranteed Way To Make Any Man Love You (Forever)

- By Bossip Staff

So you finally got a man worth a damn. No more crying into your martini glass with your girls at Friday night happy hour. No more doing unnatural things with your body pillow at night. You got a real life man, girl! Congratulations! Now all you have to do is make that man love you. Men don’t just fall in love like women do, most times they need a little shove. Here are 10 ways to send him over the edge…of the cliff of love.

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  • S.a.s.s.y24

    You can’t make anyone love you.

  • Hannibal

    GUYS DON’T LOVE, WE LUST…

  • Baldeagle

    Whoever wrote this doesn’t have a man and will never get one with this list.

    Ladies this will make a man DROP you like a bad habit if you do ANY of these things.

  • Kryptonite

    If u trying to keep any man do the opposite of everything on this list!

  • jayluv

    Ok so they using reverse psychology here…lol…who came up with this list?! I am a woman and that would make me run…lol…

  • Lilili

    This is pure foolery… Any women who follows this guide is bound to be single forever… Who ever wrote this needs to go sit down and kiss the baby…

    • Miss U Much MJJ....Lovely1

      It was meant as a joke!

  • REAL4REAL

    This was hilarious, even funnier that i’ve been in a couple relationships where the Woman got to like number 6 or 7 before I was like “B***** are you crazy” and had to bounce!!! There are some injured women out there that really do this stuff and although we men are generally to blame, we need to check family background or something… if her mama was constantly running dudes away it’s a safe bet she won’t know any better how to take care of a brotha… Just a thought…

  • shut the fu*ck up

    yeah right
    yall know this is what yall do
    stalkin and waiting behind buildings and bushes and sh*it following people home
    stop it

    • shut the fu*ck up

      exactly lusting and not taking no for an answer

  • kasxyz

    You people are stupid as hell! IT’S A JOKE

  • bbbbb

    Lolololol
    Y’all do know the meaning of “satire” right? Lol

  • WoW

    This is a guide for how to lose any man that ever gives you the time of day.

  • Amy

    This is insane. I’ve NEVER done any of these things and my husband and I have been together for 8 YEARS!
    I’m convinced that this is fake!

  • You Smell Me??

    Yo, this Sh!T had me rolling! I read the first 2 real seriously like “I dont know which man would like this right here” Then I realized it was a joke…lol

    Sad part is, out of the 11 actions listed, I can GAURANTEE that EVERY woman did at least ONE thing on that list…

  • Entoon

    This is satire!

    Do exactly the opposite of everything on this list and your man will love you forever!

    Remember there is no single person born free on this earth who wants to get in a relationship that feels like a damn prison camp!

    If you can’t trust until you shouldn’t – then steer clear of trying to lock someone into a relationship!

  • Chill

    The sad truth about this is that to many people are doing this in relationships we did not this list.

  • The Beautiful One

    Idk why they’re playing games. I knew something was wrong when it said call and text repeatedly all day, everyday. MEN DO NOT LIKE THAT, AND YOU WILL GET DROPPED IF YOU FOLLOW THE ANYTHING OUTLINED ON THE LIST.

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