Secret Thoughts Women Have During Sex

- By Bossip Staff

Sometimes, no matter how good a man is working it in the pootang, ladies and gents, a woman’s thoughts might be working over time too. We might be thinking about cooking grits the next day, thinking about completing that nursing degree, thinking about getting a mani after this man… No disrespect to the good men who throw down, but here are 10 secret thoughts that roam our head as you explore our *ahem* …

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  • RMEs

    LOL! I guess I’m the only one whose ever thought “man, I wish he’d hurry up so I can go to sleep!”

    • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

      LOL that has happened with me to girl..You’re not alone hehe..

      Oh & I’m always concerned about a dude’s size,whether or not he’ll bust quick or is good or knows what he’s doing LOL..The end!

    • The Beautiful One

      LOL I swear I have had that thought, once. 🙂 ha ha ha

  • Bethany "ACID FACE" Storro

    “If you even think about raising your head up I’ll snap your neck with my legs”

    • VirgoJewel

      LOL!

  • Bethany "ACID FACE" Storro

    “Pull my hair and smack me on my azz”

  • Bethany "ACID FACE" Storro

    “See if I was with B.O.B I would’ve had about five org.asms by now”

    • BILLIONS

      you need to let me and B.O.B double team you. He my best friend and we go hard in the paint..

  • Bethany "ACID FACE" Storro

    He better not c.um in my mouth.

  • Bethany "ACID FACE" Storro

    Good grief c.um already.

  • Bethany "ACID FACE" Storro

    OMG his dyck is sooo big!!!

  • Bethany "ACID FACE" Storro

    This ish is so good I might cry!

  • Bethany "ACID FACE" Storro

    OMG his dyck is sooo small!!!

  • CAT EYES

    If you’re thinking of anything other than the pleasure you and your lover are giving each other,you’re with the wrong person………

    • Teemama

      AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!

    • kalifa

      clearly you’re a robot cause real women are capable of other thoughts while we have sex.

      when u have a quickie do u think about “the pleasure you and your lover are giving each other” ?….lol 😦 you’re a moron)

  • nana

    “I hope he doesn’t tyrone’s shoe in there”

    • Bethany "ACID FACE" Storro

      Hahahahah…that is tooo funny! Why didn’t I think of that?

  • Greeneyedbandit

    @Bethany,lol

  • http://www.noirgossip.com Miss T

    LOL @ bethany… Hilarious and true for some!

  • RUN TELL THAT

    THATS EASY HOW MUCH MONEY CAN I GET OUTTA THIS N?IGGA

    REAL REAL TALK

    • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

      LMAO!!!In some cases,true,I guess.

    • http://www.showmestate.com 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS (A SPADE IS A SPADE)

      DANG I JUST SAID THE SAME THING. YOU BEAT ME TO IT. LOL

  • BILLIONS

    my girl be thinking.. OK you can stop eatting it now. i have already cam 8 times.. I really enjoy eatting coochie..

    • Bethany "ACID FACE" Storro

      WOW…so does my husband..hehehehe…!!!

  • Hypocrites R Us

    I dont think we really care about what yall are thinking tho….

    <.<

  • the truth is.....

    thoughts are: “I cant wait until those lips lick my bald puzzie!”… just sayin 🙂

  • Moanmyname(I want you now)

    thinking” Can i get some water now plz? got me over here parched and them sweating u dripping on me aint cooling my thirst”

  • Rob Wilson

    The only thing I want my woman to think about when we getting it in is if she gonna make me breakfast in the morning

  • JDMANN

    They should be thinking

    it’s too big
    it won’t fit
    he’s got a big ego!!

    and I hope he doesn’t charge too much.

    ———-
    DOGG

  • Tracy

    Thinking “He might be an undercover p*rn star”.

    lol

    • Tracy

      Amen to that. lol

  • Bossip lady

    N*gga get off me.

  • http://www.showmestate.com 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS (A SPADE IS A SPADE)

    what SHOULD women be thinking while having sex….CHA CHING!!! ROTFL. LMAO!

  • http://www.showmestate.com 5'10" AKILLAH RICHARDS (A SPADE IS A SPADE)

    CHA CHING!

    • BILLIONS

      STOP IT.. YOU KNOW ONLY THE BROKE BROTHAS HAVE GOOD SWANK.

  • Hypocrites R Us

    Its a fun and games until you ask these bishes how much?

    But truth be told they already told you how much over dinner.

    You know, how they talked about their bills the entire time over the scampi she just ordered.

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