Gimme Some Head! One-Time Pops Miami Man With Half A Skull For Soliciting Streetwalkers

- By Bossip Staff

This charming gentleman’s name is Carlos Sosa, he resides in Miami, enjoys long walks on the beach, and he has a penchant for paying for the pu**y! Mr. Sosa has been arrested several times over the past year for pursuing the poon-tang and based on his…”unique” appearance we see why he’s been having to pay for it. But come on sir, if you really want smash for cash just find a nice massage parlor and get yo “happy ending” on. Any fool with half a brain knows that…LOL!

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  • sholla21

    I feel so sorry for him.
    I would be severely depressed if I had to walk in the world with half of my skull missing.

    He must get so many weird looks and maybe even little kids running away from him.
    Poor soul…

    And I’m not even trying to be funny but could he be missing part of his brain? Sigh.

    • Geronimo Deuces

      He needs to wear a hat like Ne-yo

  • Jinx

    What in the fucccc

    LOL @ the one where he’s smiling

    How the fucc he cut his hair lol

    His head look like a half deflated Basketball lmao

    • RED

      LMFAO !!!!!!!!

  • Big Bern

    Put a hat on, SON!

  • nana

    @7lady bwhahaaaahahaaa I can’t stop laughing! Tah dah? #Dead

  • the truth is.....

    Wow, that’s deep!

  • http://bossip Pimp4ADay

    I tried hard not to laugh but I said f*c* it. That is the funniest post of all time. I tip my hat of to you. No pun intended.

  • jp duster

    Just where a hat………..all the time!!

  • http://bossip Pimp4ADay

    Come on. One time should have let this one slide. They should say listen dude, for all that you go through, this head is on us.

    • Just Bored

      Gotta co-sign – lol



  • capria30

    OK. I know doctors can replace hips, knees, hands, etc. No one thought to put an artificial skull cap on this guy? SMH

    His quality of life would improve…. And I agree, he is not a bad looking guy…

    • Hottestchickinthegame

      I was thinking the exact same thing at first.

  • momo

    @7lady that was funny as ish LMAO. I would wear a hat all the time his face ain’t half bad either …

  • Caramello

    He only has half a brain. He wasn’t thinking.

  • herudagod

    This is not funny!!! 😦

  • Ali

    LMFAO @ “Tah Dah” DEAD!

  • coldt7

    I always said women would f*ck anything, and they talk about men.

  • TT BOY

    If i was a cop,i’d have to let him make it!
    Not a funny posting!

  • Honut Sinti

    First, when you click the link, I find it hard to beleive that at 5ft 9in he weighs 200 lbs. He doesn’t look it.
    Second, I think this is fake, despite the court case search and police report.

    On the upside, he is attractive in the face. 🙂

    • settlement is not reparations

      I think the photo has been altered.

  • Jessica

    I DID NOT want to laugh but you killed me with that TAH DAH! I just couldn’t do it!

  • Treatise Emily Shaniqua Jones

    grew up with a guy named “half-a-head.” what’s he big deal.


    Got-DAYUM! Poor bastard celebrates Halloween EVERY day.

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  • lucky

    dayum! He need some head!

  • Kai

    That was mean 😦

  • Kalita

    I think they can make him a custom skull prosthetic for his head. I agree, he is not a bad looking dude, but he has to be miserable walking around and having people stare at him like that.

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