Poor thang! Why didn’t anyone let poor Uncle Rupert know him nah fi look pon da photographers like so?
Rihanna‘s people picked her up from Grantley Addams International Airport in Barbados last night, looking as raggedy as raggedy can be with the ratted red wig and old lady pink hat.
We just have two questions: 1) where is Matty Poo? and 2) is it just us, or is Rih Rih looking thicker by the sighting?