SMH: The Kardashian PR Machine Is Trying Hard To Make You Care About Kris Humphries’ Boring A**

- By Bossip Staff

We still haven’t gotten the official photo shoot of Kimmie Cakes and her “new man” Kris Humphries. But that doesn’t mean the Kardashian PR Machine isn’t hard at work.

People Magazine just ran a piece about the five things you “need to know” about Kris Humphires. None of them were that interesting.

1. Like Kardashian, He Comes from a Family of Ks
Accompanying Kardashian, 30, her mom Kris Jenner, and her sisters Khloé, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie, Humphries – who has sisters Krystal and Kaela – says the letter ‘K’ plays an important role is his family, as well. “I think my parents thought that it was cool or trendy at the time,” he tells PEOPLE. “Parents try to distinguish their kids sometimes.”

2. He’s a Man of Many Talents
Before landing a notable NBA career, Humphries was a star swimmer. Still holding records to this day, he was considered the top swimmer in the nation when he was 10, even beating out Michael Phelps. “I was so good at a young age that I got a little burnt out,” Humphries says. “I also grew up in the Michael Jordan era … for me, I watched [basketball] and saw it as a challenge. It’s hard to stay focused on something when you have a ton of success at a young age, so I picked up basketball a little later and rolled with that.”

3. He’s Loves The Office
When Humphries isn’t busy shooting hoops or keeping up with his Kardashian, he’s taking in comedy. Explaining that The Office is his favorite TV show, he says, “I think the way the cast and characters have developed over the years is unbelievably funny … I just love the way the show has come together. I think the older ones are better than the newer ones.”

4. He’s a Closet Poker Fanatic
If Humphries’s pro basketball career ever falls flat, he has a fall-back. “One thing people don’t know about me is that I play a lot of poker,” he says. “Love it. I play a lot of hold ’em. At some point, I want to play in the World Series. Even if you’re a great player, it’s hard and it’s a lot of luck.”

5. He’s a Good Guy
Heading up the Kris Humphries Foundation, the Minnesota native is all about helping children. “I thought that when I got the platform to have my own foundation and start to make a difference in the community, then I was going to do it,” Humphries says. “The great thing about my foundation is that we partner up with people like the Boys and Girls Club or different organizations around Minnesota just to make every dollar go as far as possible.”

Yaaaaaaaaaawn. We’re sure Kimmie won’t be letting this loser use her cakes for publicity for too long. And to make sure, she and Khloe took it back to the motherland last week… since Kim’s luck with the brothers Stateside hasn’t been that great lately.

Sure, they acted like they were there to promote something other than Kim’s womb. But they can’t fool us with their scripted candids and pics of doing work.

Flip the page for pics from their working vacay in CapeTown.

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  • I Am Legend (Allergic To Darkies)

    What team is he on ??

  • nana

    And its WORKING! We are talking about him right???

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  • IKnowRite

    ………..don’t fall for it yaw.

    She’s a CLOSET WIGGER and he’s just a front while she bangs a brother in the background.

    BTW…………..who really cares?

    • Bunny(formerly Angel/UrHeiness)

      Isn’t this Kris Humpries dude bi-racial (black/white) anyways? So,if that’s the case,Kim’s having the best of both worlds per se LOL…& I don’t think Kim has to put of a silly front for anyone since it’s a known fact she doesn’t discriminate when it comes to men.
      From the man she was married to,to the men she dated/had flings with as well as her personally admitting it on last yr’s Howard Stern show…just saying

  • ms. killerlashes

    Sooooooooo I guess that she has to be with a thug that has a record for her to stick around? People make. Mistakes and eventually they learn from them! Maybe she finally saying she wants her a nice guy for a change!

  • mary

    Kris Humphries is a loser and no one is interested in him. He is mixed, his dad is black. Kris is NOT an NBA star. Kris is the one interested in publicity, he is using Kim. He is also a cheater, she will find out soon about him.

  • get em paid!

    So! He has a gambling habit and thing for high priced celeberity hoes …Humm sounds like Mike Jordan to me..ok yea well he is a real NBA PLAYER!

  • Tress

    How you going to take pics from their blog and talk junk!LOL

    Anyway, Capetown is beautiful.

  • http://bossip jazzy

    I use to like Kim until I have seen how thirsty she really is ! Not that I didn’t know but damn ! Oh and yeah I believe Kris is trying to get it in with Kanye. Everyone is thinking it’s kim and my money is on kris thristier than her daughters a.s.s !

  • NotTrue

    Kim K and Kanye West was in New York together yesterday. That’s why you don’t any pictures of kim k with kris humpries

  • WiTip

    For once, this isn’t on Kim or the Kardashian family. People did the same thing when Miles started dating Kim. Once they broke up, the media stop caring. These dudes are hooking up with her for publicity and I guess she don’t care, because she know the game.

  • Tah

    i still cant understand y she is called a celebrity? They use that term very loosely today in america

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals!!

    “It’s hard to stay focused on something when you have a ton of success at a young age”

    Wow! After this statement, I beginning to feel they were made for each other.

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals!!

    **picturing Kim with Kanye**

    You know what…I can see it. His ego is bigger than hers. Plus–I can see it now, he goes up on the stage to receive an award and she “”Lil Mamma’s” his azz then, he’d smack her on her azz, look at the audience then give a “Kanya shrug!”


    • Glok..Woke up this morning screaming,...Fuk Da World !!!


    • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals!!

      @ GLOK—I can’t….I just can’t with you right now!


  • Curious1 aka Flawless Beauty

    Kim Kardazz shian feels so YESTERDAY…lol…

    who cares…lol….She knows nobody is sweatin this dude…thus…it will NOT last longe because he doesn’t make HER look good…not a good accessory for her…lol…

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals!!

    **slamming laptop shut**

  • Dmommie

    Why is Kim suddenly dating white boys? Has she succumb to the pressure of the racist folk regarding her preference for black athletes?

    • The Truth

      He is a Black athlete, numnut. His father is Black. Do your research before you just start yapping.

  • starlite

    “Oh Ray! My p***y is gonna explode!” -Kim Kardashian

  • yvonne

    Is this guy caucasian or mixed.

    • The Truth

      He’s mixed. His father is black.

  • me

    Im Out @Starlite

  • WTF

    She look like a fat azz Michael Jackson impersonator in that pic! Uggghhh!

    • luVn_liFe

      LOL hahahahah


    KOSSIP the only ones forcing Kim on us is U! Stop posting on this hoe and her white trash family! Damn, can we get back to black celebs please!

  • You got that right!

    Maybe I’ll run into and ask what she’s doing here but I’ll ask in Afrikanns. Wat die fok maak hier ding? Gaan terug daar waar jou kak stories op eet.

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