Sextra: Who’s in Mood for Some Capricorn Lovin’?

- By Bossip Staff

Happy New Year, billie goats! This is your time of year and who could ask for a better year, numerically: 1.1.11? We swung into the Capricorn’s zodiacal cycle last week which was, likely, a picturesque, snow covered, good time. Just like the crisp chill in the air, the Capricorn is a part of life that is always on time, inevitable and necessary for life to move on produce new fruits. Even as children, Capricorns are refined, observant and possess a strong ambition and determination for success and stability which people mistake as being shrewd or oddly conventional. But, the misunderstanding comes with their need for structure, in which they function best! So, wishy-washy, indecisive, unreliable and irresponsible individuals are automatically scratched from their personal and social realm – regardless of the relationship – friend or family, any of the aforementioned is unacceptable. Despite their direct, forward and well-planned approach to life, they are some of the most humorous people! The capricorn will keep you in stitches with their candid and casually dry sense of humor, which can become mean-spiritied and hurtful if you become a target of this astral sign’s wrath.

Capricorn’s zodiac symbol is the goat and the similarities between this animal and those that fall under this sign are astounding. Like the goat, the Caps are normally introverted — or classified as the loner type — quirky and most comfortable by themselves. Reason being: they aren’t too quick to trust folks, so, instead of taking a chance, they keep to themselves. Another goat-like trait that tends to be recurring is their love of the outdoors — true lovers of nature. They will take a hike up a hillside, run for miles or take in the beauty of nature and it’s surroundings sitting by a lake or during a stroll through the park. This zodiac sign is a true adventurer and is not above being a nomad, wondering around the world to fulfill the depths of their cultural explorations. But if the goat is too extreme, they are prone to become comfortable with being lonely and, as a result, they come off as socially awkward or “out there.” But, again, they make you wonder what’s on their mind because, undoubtedly, it WILL be interesting!

If you are so lucky to have one the most complex zodiacs in your life, you can hang your hat on that person being a dependable, sturdy partner. Once they are committed to a relationship, they are constantly working to keep their union a smooth operational unit and making it better. They are extremely loyal to their partners and it took some time for the Capricorn to allow that person into their intimate space, so for them, it is to be considered a privilege not to be forsaken or betrayed. If you cross that line with them, the goat will instantly become closed off and unresponsive … and they can give a mean silent treatment like no other! And when they do finally open their mouthes to express the pain you’ve cause, you better be ready pick your face, ego and pride off the floor … and sometimes the damage is irreparable. Sex with the Capricorn is truly an adventure and experimental, their sexual prowess matches their attitude towards any other endeavor: success is the only option and their eyes stay on the prize. They take their time with their lover to learn what they like and how to best deliver it … regardless of location. Yes, location — there are no boundaries to when and where! The office, the car, in the park under the stars, the kitchen … if there’s space and opportunity, why not? The Capricorns are often very playful in the bedroom, indulging and fulfilling each others fantasies and exploring the pleasures that sex brings. Anyone who has had the experience of loving on a Cap enjoyed every moment of their blissful splendor! And with every one of those moments, his/her message was clear: my love is true.

My sister is a Capricorn and she is crazy! If you cross her, she will strike you with mighty force and turn green! And grow muscles! She is such a square and is extremely anal but she’s a really great person. If I had to place my sister in a category of some sort, I would say that she is a no nonsense kind of person and she could really loosen up sometimes but when she does, she’s a lot of fun! Another thing I wish I could do is take her shopping and edge up her style a little bit but if I did, I don’t believe she would be cool with the colors and pieces she should wear! Her body is gorgeous but she’s so “plain Jane.” I love her. She’s great but it’s a good thing we live states away, for sure. Otherwise, we would always fight like we did when we were little girls. – Melinda, 28

I’m a Capricorn and so is my wife so we butt heads all the time! I didn’t realize how much of control freak she is until we got married! She is incredible! As much as she drives me crazy, I love her just as much. My life wouldn’t function properly without her because she’s very organized and takes deadlines seriously and I do too. There are definitely times where, when I fall short in that arena, she can take the wheel and I don’t have to worry about it because we’re kind of type A. We’re always on the same page in that respect. Our sex life is very active and we always make time to do what we do. We might drive up to the mountains and ski for a weekend, go see a movie or lay around the house naked together. She still turns me all the way on after 8 ling years and I keep her content also. I’m confident of that. – Jabril, 35

The Capricorns that I know, I either hate them or love them! My son is a Capricorn and he used to get his a*s handed to him by his sisters all the time. He is very manipulative, bossy, stingy, cheap and my girls weren’t having it! They broke him down through the years and I think, because of them, he’s a little more tolerable of other people’s circumstance. He can be very judgmental and cruel but we had to really check it before it got out of control, you know. He’s 21 now and he’s a really good guy, in terms of how he treats women and friends but I often wonder if he didn’t have his sisters, how much of an a*shole he’d be. I love my son with all my heart and he knows that but he learned the hard way that he is not above or better than anyone. – Gail, 44

I am a Capricorn and I think I’m the freakiest of them all! Nobody can top some of the things that I’ve done and I know it. I like adventure play and toys — handcuffs, hot candle wax and light bondage — you know, that kind of thing! What I don’t think people realize about us it that we have a dark side and if anybody could pull off leading a double life, it would be us Capricorns! There’s not a whole lot that I wouldn’t try at least once and never see or speak to that person again in my life! Don’t be fooled by our schoolgirl exterior because we can hang with the best of the best. I’m just saying! – Nicole, 30

Shouts out to all the Capricorns this year! Happy birthday and make it a good one!

Happy New Year, Bossip Fam! Have a blast and please be safe!

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  • Mondi

    I am a carpricorn. So i want 2 say happy birthday 2 my fellow carpriconians.

    • Kyra

      Someone recommended me a nice community~ Bl ackwhiteC upid / Co m ~where b lack & w hite sin gles are looking for lovers to share interracial lifestyle with…you may check it out or tell your friends.

      Happy New Year to Everyone! šŸ˜€ šŸ˜€


      yep love the caprihorns


      Back @ you family! My B-Day was Dec. 25th so CAPRICORNS STAND UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • SweetnessnBK

      Im a Capricorn!! Freakiest of them all!!! Lol

    • Mocha

      I am a Capricorn. Sending a Capricorn salute to all my fellow Goats!! Without us there would be no organization. Yes, I can be a little cruel but you gotta love me right?? I think I am one the coolest Caps around. I will be celebrating my birthday in six days!! I used to think that I was a stick in the mud when it came to going to parties and such when I was younger, glad I stuck to my guns. I have an excellent career a beautiful family and a wonderful life all around. We do have a dark side so to know us is to love us. Don’t get it twisted I may look like a schoolgirl but I can run with the best and worst of them. I love me and don’t care who doesn’t. Again Happy Birthday to all CAP’s nation wide!!!

  • Deebo

    I’m a Cap too. 9 January. Deebo Da Iceman. My music speaks volumes and resonates with a lot of the traits listed. I’m an American living in Germany and, truly, don’t have a wide circle of true friends. I can count them on one hand. Nevertheless, I am blessed of God, though I be a hard-headed goat most of the time.

    • Iceeeeeeeeeee

      I`m a capricorn too and moving to Germany in a few days so…………

    • Posh

      Oh Forreal? what part of Germany? Me and my fam just moved here to Spangdahlem Air Base

    • Iceeeeeeeeeee


  • T.Hobbs

    My birthday IS tomorrow, 1/1! Happy Birthday, Caps! And Happy New Year, everybody! Be blessed!

  • ACORE808

    ITS my bday on the 1.1.11 and im turning 22

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  • Machelle

    Hell no…not me! my ex husband is a cappy and I hope I never meet another one!

  • Fingers crossed behind my baack (Get Money)

    Yessss!!!! All of the above is so true! I can ignore the hell out of someone who has crossed me, so much that it hurts their feelings and pride,lol! We Capricorns are loyal, but once you cross us, it’s a done d@mn deal! I definitely agree with “Nicole,30”. January 10th all day baby!!!!!

  • afrodite

    I’m a Pisces that loves Cap men. Happy B-day Caps!!

    • lily(bk's finest)


  • ebonyblonde

    January 2!! I’m turning that big 21!!!

  • get em paid!

    Dang I must be a Cancer with Capricon raising because I can ignore the mess out of you especially after I banged your brains out lol Happy New.

  • Allie

    Shout out to all you caps out there

  • 90's Angel


  • ChinkyJB

    Lol that is soooo TRUE! Ima capricorn my BDAY IS THE 2nd YAY lol

  • Tris

    I’mma have to pass on Capricorn lovin’. I’m a Cancer and every Capricorn I’ve ever met I’ve wanted to throw out of a window. Too arrogant and overly competitive.

  • Entoon

    Yeah Capricorns!!! We manage the universe! We keep it all in line for the frivolous and keep the party going! Who we are behind closed doors is reserved for the object of our affections! With a Cap u get it all!

  • Imari

    Happy B-Day to all the Caps!!!!…. As a Cap myself, that is indeed so true about us…… I’ll say this, Capricorns can be your best friend but please do not make us your enemy, for real. HAPPY NEW YEARS DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!

  • missaah

    I’m a Sagittarius and just left a relationship of 4 years with a Cap. I must say it was the best and worst time of my life. He’d say and show how much I meant only to follow with contradicting actions. He had no goals, just lived for the moment. I was the organized, stable one oddly. These people can be extremely cold characters and now I’m a damn Capricorn magnet. I have met 1 that was really classy and about his business. The others are cold, selfish and beggars. Women I have no issue with. But never another Capricorn man

    • Fingers crossed behind my baaack (Get Munny)

      I feel the same way about Sagg men. The ones I’ve come across were unstable, manipulative,liars and narcissistic. I was a Sagg magnet but i’ll be damned if I date another one,lol!

  • Maisha

    That’s So True! My Bday I 1/14/11!!!

  • lovehearts


  • Michelle

    @Imari, for real. I’m a Cap, Jan 13th, born on a friday. I can cut people/family out of my life in a heartbeat, cross me and u r invisible for life!!!
    I rather be alone then to deal with a**h***

    • Imari

      Amen honey!!!! I have family members I’m not dealing with right now because they on that BS, so they’re strangers to me.

  • lovehearts

    Trying to play a cap: you better hide yo wife, hide yo kids LOL

  • Michelle

    @ktradez, I agree, ladder upon ladder. The article is on point. As a child I was very observant, paid attention to everything. I always asked alot of questions, the kid who would asked the teacher the same thing everyone wanted to asked but too embarrass, huh, not me. I have and still like to know different things.

  • Ktradez.. Really.. I was born this way

    Word up, Michelle & Iovehearts.. I cut people off quickly to… Not sure if that’s a good trait! I don’t want to end up alone. My mom & dad are the only ones I refuse to ever stay mad at! We only get one set of those! (parents) hey, I noticed all of us write spell pretty good, not to many errors! Caps are highly intelligent! I love it!! Ayeeeeeee!! I second that Lovehearts!

    • lovehearts

      I feel the same way, I do cut people off but it’s after they did me wrong and I never look back and if I do I still keep my distance. I often feel that I may end up alone too, but this year I want to be accepting of folks, but everytime I do, some mess always happened that makes me glad that I tend to keep with myself or maybe 1 other person

  • ReALiSt aka ReALeSt (ThE SuPrEmE BoSSiPpEr)

    Shouts to all my fellow Capricorns – we are the BEST!!!!

    • blackjaguaress

      Tell me apart from beauty and brains,how could I capture the heart of a Capri man.Tell me quick.I have one but he keeps me guessing.I’m scorpio and I find Capri men fascinating.
      Fyi that epistle above is my mans biography.
      Asking you because you are Capri.

  • starred

    I’m a capricorn too jan 12 is my bday!! I will be 24!!

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