You can’t go anywhere without hearing someone blabbering about reading about the Illuminati “on the Internet” and swearing to know the real deal. None of us probably know what’s really good about the Devil worshipping orgy-fests that go on in the Illuminati. That doesn’t stop us from speculating, though.
Here are the artists that are always pinpointed as Illuminati members, whether it’s founded or not.
Jay-Z – Of course, Jay has been the headliner of the Illuminati craze. It’s like he’s supposed to be the ringleader, recruiting other stars for his cause. The diamond and weird videos doesn’t help him sound innocent. He has, though, sworn that he’s not Illuminati. But we guess they all do.
Beyonce – Well, if your man is leading a cult, you might as well join, right? Bey has been attached to the Illuminati for as long as Jay has, but we doubt she has the mental capacity to even know what’s going on. She just puts on weird jewelry and plays along.
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Kanye West – Did you see the “Power” video? That had the world all in a frenzy over Yeezy and the Illuminati. Maybe he had to sacrifice Amber Rose’s virginity to get in. Right.
Rihanna – Wanna get into the Illuminati? You probably have to bang Rihanna to get there. Is that a bad thing? You might catch the crazies but it could be worse.
MIchael Jackson – Just let the man die in peace. He releases an album with fancy paintings and whatnot, now you think he’s joining a cult from the grave? Dream on.
Rick Ross – He dropped a song called “Free Mason” with the camel that basically swore they weren’t Illuminati, but Ricky was being all cryptic. And we all know Ricky knows how to lie about his past.
Soulja Boy – With one pyramid tattoo, the world started screaming that Soulja Boy was Illuminati. You know all the powerful people that have been in the group for centuries? And Soulja Boy is next in line? *side eye*
Jennifer Hudson – Apparently she had something to do with her family’s murder. That’s if you listen to the conspiracy theorists. We’re more sure that she sold her 80 extra pounds to the Devil.
T.I. – Maybe he’s guilty by association by just being rich. But can’t the Illuminati pull some resources together to get him off of a weed case?
Nas – Nas always rapped something that went over the heads of the rest of us. Some of it might have been Illuminati rhetoric. Or it could just be somebody trying to sound smart. Joining Jay-Z didn’t help his case either.
