Poor Thang: Breezy Hosts A Pity Party In L.A. (25+ Photos)

- By Bossip Staff

Poor Breezy probably didn’t make it on too many A-List guest lists this All-Star Weekend, what with Illuminati Hov and his pop princess pawn Rih Rih running the town.

So he threw his own party! With a guest list that included Tila Tequila, Lil Mama, Jordin Sparks – who we’re sure had something better to do, our Twitter buddy Wesley Jonathan and our in-real-life homie DJ Drama – who will probably both get on us for making fun of Breezy’s party, and football players Marcedes Lewis and Lonyae Miller and “actor” Jensen Atwood.

As if the lack luster guest list wasn’t enough to make you laugh, Breezy gave some of the best-dancer-face-by-a-Grammy-nominated-artist ever. Like this.

Flip through for more of Breezy’s dancer face and laughable moves, and shots from the red carpet.

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  • African Princess

    mxm!!! chris seems happy and thats all that matters


  • Andre83g6

    Every d-list baller, singer, and actor wants to throw a party. Like Matt Barnes, i saw the flyer and was like c’mon seriously?

  • vanessa


  • simone

    im sure he and everyone there had a good time! Although he didnt have any heavyweights on the guestlist.


    uhm brezzzzzzzzy , brezzy brezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy did u realli
    honestly where the hell was bow wow and tyga? even lloyd

    chris brown there are times when you need to choose sleep and this wud have been a prime time boo, or u shuda reach up in the closet where them ******** izz and go to work till 9am. str8888 no bullshhyt


    TILA TEQUILA? LIL MAMA? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN This n*gga can’t be serious.

  • Aries79

    lol…..yes Jay and Rih run L.A

  • http://mcclure.danielle@yahoo.com Chester

    @ Real talk, “COSIGN” with you. Chris Brown is such a D list, but was nominated for three grammy awards. John Todd, ex member of the illuminati in the 1970s, said all the music industries are ran by them, so that is one reason why Chris is still going through this mess.

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  • Mrs. Rance

    I hope this isn’t true. I thought Chris was on the way back. And what about all the celebs who were riding for him? Have they jumped ship?

  • http://mcclure.danielle@yahoo.com Chester

    Satan’s people can say what their evil hearts desired about Chris Brown or anyone else, but we know the truth. He still was nominated for three grammy awards. I understand satan and his people hate to see God’s people prosper. God is a forgiving man including his son Jesus. So, haters can keep hating when we are soon going to be looking down at you all at the end of time. 🙂

    • Sweetheart

      LOL! Are you serious? Chris Brown doesn’t even behave like God’s people. Please tell me what makes you think Chris Brown is one of God’s people. He’s just another puppet to me.

    • conaie

      ha ha! thats the funniest thing ive heard. go take a pill you need rest, becuz ur talking b.s. for sure. bless your heart lol

  • http://mcclure.danielle@yahoo.com Chester

    Wesley Johnathan is hot, and Chris gets major points for inviting him.

  • tae

    now u know u hit rock bottom if u gotta invite Tila Tequila and Lil(old)Mama. They are nobodies c’mon mr. brown u could do better.

  • Nuts

    Lets see attend a party where I’m not getting paid ZERO. or host a party where I’m getting paid 80k-150k. Mmmm… tough choice.

  • GTFOH with the dumb ((the one & only))

    LOL @ these damn “black” sites and their pitifulness.

  • Kadadah

    Hope Breezy don’t ever give up on reigning the charts again…He’s been in the stuff spot 4 sometime now…But America luvs a comeback, still root’n 4 u though. Hate 2 see his talent go 2 waste an acct of a mistake he’s made as an adolescent 😦

  • Kadadah

    *this tough spot (WTF, was I high when I typed the 1st post?)

  • camille

    I’m just trying to figure out why people are calling him D-list? Nominated for 3 Grammys off of a mixtape, huge performance on SNL, a number one single, & he’s obviously hosting the party that I’m sure he was paid generously for.

  • http://mcclure.danielle@yahoo.com Chester

    @ sweetheart, when people hate on you for one stupid mistake, you have to be something special. Chris already was getting hated on, but the devil knows everybody weakness and used it against him. If you have seen your mother get abuse and then someone you love slap you, you’ll have flash back and say I’m not going to get abuse like my mother. Chris had clicked, and thank God he got treatment for it. I knew Rihanna was going to be his downfall.

  • tommykimon

    Why bother? His party looks really pathetic.

  • Ray

    I feel alot of yall on wat yall sayin and i hope he is gonna have a better list then what was named bcuz im stayin takin aback at the fact that he invited lil mama who single handedly destroyed and buried her career….a dun dun

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