So Grown A$s Women Are Fighting Over Girl Scout Cookies Now???

- By Bossip Staff

This story is pure random ridiculousness:

Police say a brawl between roommates over Girl Scout cookies led to assault charges against one of them. According to the Naples Daily News, the Collier County Sheriff’s Office reports that 31-year-old Hersha Howard woke up her roommate early Sunday and accused her of eating her Thin Mints. They argued and deputies say that it turned physical with Howard chasing her roommate with scissors and hitting her repeatedly with a board and then a sign.

Police say the roommate’s husband tried to separate them. The roommate said she gave the cookies to Howard’s children. Howard is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. She was released Monday on $10,000 bail.

A telephone listing for Howard could not be immediately found.

So many things are wrong here…31-year-olds chasing her “roommate” with scissors over some cookies…the “roommate’s husband” trying to separate them, and the list goes on.

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  • WTH!!??!!??

    Thin mints will do that you know!!!!

    • Shoni

      LOL, thin mints are my fav

  • daisy jay

    Now if there were TREFOILS I would understand………………..

  • Soul Touch

    Years ago, I had someone break into my old apartment. They rumaged through things but the ONLY thing they took was a full row of cookies from a pack I had on my center table. That’s it.

    • New Kid on the Block

      LMAO they must have been craving cookies something bad!

  • msbliss

    Lmaooo! And the killing part is if it was something healthy they wouldn’t be fighting because they eat NOTHING healthy! I h8te she looks lik the stereotypical blk woman to wit that ghetto aZz name hersha. Her mama probably named her after hershey bar.

  • ANNOYED

    *** BIG LOUD SIGH ***

    HER FAT A$$ NEED TO FIGHT HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, HIGH CHOLESTEROL, DIABETES AND WATER WEIGHT GAIN INSTEAD OF SOME DAMN MINT THINS!

    • daisy jay

      LOL

  • Matix B

    Umm I had a crazy roomy how used to eat in the fuqing shower and complain that she never lost any weight…..stop eating in the shower ya damn animal. She was the biggest co ck blocker too; we practically had to pay dudes to take one for the team so we could get it in without her azz knocking on doors all night. SN: if you are married LIVE ALONE.

  • 5'4 Brown Eyez

    LOL I hide my Caramel Delights from the hubby!

  • 5'4 Brown Eyez

    LOL I hid my Caramel Delights from the hubby!

    • Illuminate Truth "I'd rather die as a lion than live as a lamb"

      If those are the ones with coconut, caramel and the chocolate stripes then that is grounds for divorce.

      There’s extra-marital affairs, irreconcilable differences and hiding GS cookies. All could spell the end of a marriage.

  • really?

    explaining about the GS cookies wasn’t even necessary. when u said “roommates” and “children”, u can stop right there…

  • really?

    …and “husband” lest not forget!

  • Illuminate Truth "I'd rather die as a lion than live as a lamb"

    Well, at least they were the Thin Mints. Those d@mn things are good and GS cookies ARE in short supply…I might would have to hook off on somebody also if they dipped in my stash. I’m just sayin…

  • PhishDycks

    somebody call the zoo one of the apes escaped!

  • https://bossip.com/344847/this-wonderful-specimen-of-man-meaty-ness-is-picking-up12006/ thatswhatiamtalkingabout

    Maybe she was on her cycle……….Yeah, I got nothing:(

  • prissa

    I don’t blame her!! They only sell Girl Scout Cookies ONCE A YEAR!! See the problem is she didn’t buy enough. I bought 12 boxes of Samoas, 6 boxes of Thin Mints and 3 boxes of Trefolds.

    But I think I’d have to cut a
    b!tch too if she ate my Samoas!! LOL SIKE

    I heard about this on the radio before I read it here…. why did she have to be BLACK?????

  • bizness

    i guess they living together because they don’t have section 8 like all the other “independent” women.

  • Mabel

    I could really see this happening. Those thin mints are delicacies. I’m sorry she lacked self-control and a $4 box of cookies end up costing her 10k.

  • Glok...Harlems's Own Mr. Money aint a ting ..Guy Fisher! ..Mr Shotime!!

    THAT BYTCH LOOK LIKE THE COOKIE MONSTER TOO THAT OL BIG ROCK HEAD SHE GOT ….BET THE COOOKIE BETWEEN HER LEGS IZ DRY AND CRUMBY LOOKING!

  • prissa

    For all of you that like Thin Mints then you might like the 7/Eleven brand of Mint Chocolate cookies. I don’t ususally buy generic brand of stuff but they are acutally really good!

    That’s a good point Mabel – a $4 box of cookies cost her $10K. :S :s

  • CAT EYES

    if only she fought like that on a treadmill…

  • The Ugly Truth

    But, u gotta admit tht it DOES MAKE U MAD, when u have your mouth ready to eat smtg, then its GONE & everybdy lies about where it went

  • Matix B

    she should have just made the bytch show her, her tongue and she would have seen the evidence…all charcoaled the fuq out….fuq a 10 grand beat down.

  • chocolate

    My favorite are the Samos

  • G.M.

    this b1tch must be from bankhead…y’all know how much they love cookies lol

  • sportstalk23

    Those cookies are the bomb, I need to go cop me some not sure Girl Scout cookies are worth beatin azz over well almost lol them and krispie kreme doughnuts

  • thatarmychick

    As much as I love thin mints…there are times when you want to whip some azz for cookies. And then I wake up.

    • daisy jay

      “Amd then I wake up.”

      LMAO!!!

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