When Pigs Fly: Now Charlie Sheen Claims His Special Brand Of Crazy Is Just An Act

- By Bossip Staff

Unlike the rest of us, Charlie Sheen seems to have been oblivious to how his “bi-winning” and “goddess”-fawking could eventually impact his life in the real world.

Until now…

Charlie Sheen will tell a Los Angeles judge his internet broadcast in which he threatened to cut children’s throat was a “piece of fiction” — and the hell-raising star is likening his new role to Hollywood’s controversial comic genius and raging boozer Lenny Bruce.

“It’s a character in a piece of fiction,” Sheen told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview, when told his estranged wife Brooke Mueller is planning to introduce the two broadcasts into evidence as part of their child custody battle over 23-month-old twin sons Bob and Max.

Lawyers for Sheen, 45, and Mueller, 33, are frantically negotiating a possible peace deal, in a desperate bid to to avert a court face-off on Tuesday morning.

Mueller does not want Sheen to see their twin boys unsupervised, RadarOnline.com has been told.

In a bizarre broadcast from his Sherman Oaks, California, home on Sunday night, Sheen was recorded telling his associate/Tweet master Bob Maron that he wanted to continue his stream-of-consciousness monologues during his new web series Sheen’s Korner, as opposed to the public access show format he broadcast the night before.

The actor said: “I’m gonna write my sermons, I’m gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes, and people are gonna fawking take it or leave it, we know they’re gonna take it cause they can’t process it, so they must condemn it, and it they can’t condemn it, they’ll like fawking turn me into a God and worship it, and realize I’m behind them, cutting their throats, and their children’s.”

As we previously reported, Mueller’s legal team of Sorrell Trope and Lori Howe will use that webcast to make an argument that the embattled actor is spiraling out of control.

Responding to that, Sheen told RadarOnline.com: “OK, well they should use Two and Half Men to say I am a drunk and sleep with slores. That’s all I am gonna say. That’s my answer. Bring it. It’s so fawking stupid, if that’s the best they’ve got. “

Yeah…. we wouldn’t want him around our children either. We hope his other ex-wife Denise Richards is going to lengths to keep him away from his daughters too. Maybe that’ll get him back on this side of crazytown.


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  • Asha

    Act or not he is extremly unstable and does not deserve to be near his kids what-so-ever. This man has seriously lost it and yea this crazy act is working for him right now but it is definatly gonna backfire soon.

  • tommykimon

    He needs to check himself in. Rehab or a mental institution. His pick, maybe both.

  • the boss

    Psh….how can anybody tell that man what he needs. He’s apart of an industry that applaud this type of behavior. At the end of the day, both him and his former network will make millions of this “publicity stunt”. Real talk he has millions, and I doubt his as crazy as he wants everyone to believe. Charlie sheen is a brand, product, a label. He gets paid to put on a show….

  • nicky barnes

    I’m putting my bid in. I’m BETTING, that Sheen is ACTUALLY acting. That he’s doing this because so many people are willing to look at these interviews/webcasts and say, “see, look at him. He’s out of his mind.” He’s completely working the media. Good or bad, that’s what it is. He comes out clean on the other end…

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      he’s acting crazy cuz he’s not getting high..he needs something to balance his brain…


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  • QueenLove

    His wife is only 33…very interesting.

  • ok

    This man is mentally ill. I wish people would stop reporting on it and get him to a doctor.

  • drenk

    here’s the thing, even if it was an act, which i doubt. it takes a crazy person to think “HHHMMMMM lemme act nuts, get myself fired and go on crazy rants on the internet”

    sane people don’t do that

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    Reminds me of Dave Chappelle kind of. Once these “stars” have a moment of silence and clarity, they realize the gravy train done rolled without them….sorry, I’d lose ALOT of sleep thinking about all 50 million of my dollars flying away because I was having a self absorbed “moment”.

    If I ever do get my hands on some millions, I’m hiring someone to follow me around and kick me in the mouth when I start talking crazy….

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  • cotton124

    Partying too hard and lost track of time.

  • Alwaystrue

    I’ve read that his crazy azz will be making a $100 mill whether he works or not. Thats a $100 mill. So I guess you can say he can afford to be crazy!!

  • Dwayne Wayne

    What good is $100 mil six feet under?
    No one ACTS like this with the custody of their children on the line.

  • reality

    I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an act because looking at how since he has been in the news from his antics…he now has a possible new show on HBO, a 3d cartoon on Spike, and maybe new reality show. He just tripled his one show he had…so to me he is “winning” but losing his mind (maybe)

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