The Fuzz Visits Charlie Sheen’s Residence And Confiscate His Gats And Ammo

- By Bossip Staff

How can Charlie continue his life as a “Vatican assassin” if the police take all his guns???

Maybe Charlie Sheen is auditioning for “Law & Order.” The self-described “Messiah of Malibu” yesterday hosted a visit from gun-hunting cops, struck a child-custody deal with his estranged wife, filed a $100 million lawsuit against Warner Brothers and his ex-producer — not to mention appearing on a mock cooking show.

Detectives descended on his mansion — followed by a wave of media in trucks, vans and helicopters — to confiscate his guns.

They seized an “antique” weapon and bullets of a different caliber, according to his lawyer, Mark Gross, who said his client was not detained.

An LAPD spokeswoman said: “It came to our attention he does have firearms that are registered in his name, and part of his restraining order states he cannot be in possession of any firearms and ammunition.”

But the order was lifted after Mueller and Sheen reached an agreement, according to a joint statement by their lawyers. “The LAPD were AWESOME. Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!!” the troubled Sheen wrote to his 2.5 million Twitter followers after the cops left.

Adding to the weirdness, Gross claimed someone — not Mueller — phoned in a false report to cops that Sheen was a danger to himself. The TV train wreck had earlier appeared in a bizarre cooking-show parody on the “Funny or Die” Web site, pretending to prepare a meaty meal while wearing a tiger-striped chef hat and an apron bearing the words “Winning Recipes.”

“I am living the life of a rock-star Vatican assassin,” Sheen said.

C’mon now, Charlie doesn’t want to shoot anybody. He wants coke, whores, alcohol, a party, but not VIOLENCE!!


More Stories From Bossip


  • Nana

    Y’all should leave Charlie the fuvk alone……

    Last time I checked he is NOT harming anybody!

    • kferad

      I support Inter/racial relationships! I believe love has no color!

      ___________blackwhitedate.c-/0m ____________

      This club is for those of us that don’t discriminate! This is to all my people who don’t care about somebody’s ethnic background, just how they are on the inside.

      If you want to find a sincere Inter/racial relationship. If you are serious. Come and join us!

  • nymphis

    Why this druggie is being celebrated xscapes me
    If he were a black or Hispanic he would not be enjoyin this type of notoriety
    I really knew nothing about him until recently.and all I see is a delusional dope feind.

    • kerry (i'm on a's called charlie sheen)

      Charlie is not on drugs which is probably why he acts like that. He has hypomania. Love ya Charlie!

    • yt

      Charlie is a hispanic.
      Real name is Carlos Estavez.

  • Christie_love

    This man is headed for a tragedy soon unless he get himself help. No wonder His ex wife,Denise Richards no longer wants Charlie around their kids.Charlie is out of touch with reality.@Nymphis: i agree with you.

  • nymphis


    Thanks for seein eye to’s such a pleasure agreein wit christie love


  • rip NAT TURNER

    ” last I checked he isn’t harming ANYONE”

    I guess his behavior seperating him from his children with the police involved is not harming ANYONE. I guess children don’t count?

  • lt

    i wish the media would stop giving this fool attention.

  • Oh snap

    All posts on this site begin with “if he was black or hispanic.” Umm, I have news for you — Charlie Sheen’s real name is Carlos Estevez.

    And he’s not getting any more notoriety than other celebrities who have murdered or done drugs or hit women (remember OJ Simpson, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, etc.?) OJ is still revered by many just because he was a good athlete. Makes no sense. And the others are at the top of their game. I guess it’s okay that they were drug dealers.

    And there’s no argument here, anyway. Carlos Estevez, remember?

  • Oh snap

    Oh, and don’t orget Michael Vick or Mike Tyson. They both have reality shows in the works. Last time I checked, Michael Vick was an animal abuser and Mike Tyson a rapist.

  • Juliemango

    I knew charlie sheen was hideing something he confessed he has demons via his warlock activities!!!

  • nymphis

    oh snap

    Mike Tyson and mike vick have been to prison for their crimes.secondly Charlie sheen is as white as possible to be hence the use of sheen and not estevez.

    • Oh snap

      Makes no sense. His skin color is white, but he is hispanic. Michael Jackson also looked white at the end — did that make him white? No.

    • Oh snap

      Oh, and saying that Charlie is “as white as possible to be hence the use of sheen and not estevez” is ignorant and racist.

  • Oh snap

    And Chris Brown got no jail time and is doing very well…so why always make this a race thing?

  • nymphis

    oh snap

    It’s always a race thing.michael Jackson wouldve told you that.if George lopez got caught out there like Charlie sheen do you think he’d be gettin this type of attention?

  • nymphis

    Lots of people have done what chris brown did and didn’t go to jail.but look at Charlie sheens priors

blog comments powered by Disqus