Damn bruh, you STILL need rehab??? Thought you woulda BEEN got sober…
The phone rang early yesterday morning. On the other end was Dwight Gooden. His voice was clear and positive.
“I’m flying out today to California for ‘Celebrity Rehab,’ ” Gooden, 46, told The Post from New York. “I’m looking to change my life, to get things right. I want to attack my problems and figure out why I go back to alcohol and drugs. I’m really looking forward to doing this. I’m ready. I’ve got to get it done. It’s totally up to me to get it done.”
Doctor K meets Doctor Drew.
Perhaps together they can strike out the addiction demons that have plagued Gooden for more than half his life.
Better late than never we suppose. Congrats Doc, now take Charlie Sheen’s advice and stay off the crack, and drink chocolate milk.
Sidebar: Let the record show that Doc is wearing a matching denim suit. That is all.