Did you know Charlie Sheen was going on a two-city, stand-up comedy mini-tour called “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option”?
Yeah, neither did we. Nor does that sound like something we’d be rushing to attend. The people of Detroit and Chicago feel differently though.
The actor tweeted today: “Fastball; Detroit/Chicago sold out in minutes… Thanks to Sheen’s Cadre..! #WINNING c.”
And though we might question whether it really is Charlie behind that Twitter account, Ticketmaster confirms that the Detroit and Chicago shows are sold out.
If you’re wondering who would produce this guy’s comedy show, well, Live Nation would. But then again, they also gave him a machete, so they’re clearly not risk-averse.
The possibility of more shows being added doesn’t seem too unlikely, so if you weren’t fast enough this time around, you may still have a chance to hear the stories from the Warlock himself, live!
SMH. This probably won’t end well.