Guess Which Athlete Is Chopping Down This Blonde Drunk Driving Becky?

- By Bossip Staff

This skanky lil number has lots in common with her new boo — like their mutual love of a certain sport and driving under the influence. Except his drug of choice is ambien and she just loves her liquor!

This dog lover has met her match! Tiger Tiger Woods y’all…

According to TerezOwens:

Tiger’s new girlfriend is Alyse Lahti Johnson… Her dad is one of the head honchos at IMG. She is 22 years old. She’s originally from Cleveland but now lives in Orlando. Tiger and her have been dating for a few months…They went out on his yacht with another couple the other night and Tiger seems to be smitten over her…

At least it sounds like this one can afford her own flight on Southwest along with a great attorney that can get a DUI dropped…

Here are some details about Miss Lahti.

Alyse was arrested last October 9, 2010 by the Orlando, Florida PD.

When charges were actually brought against her on December 10, Orange County, FL court records show that Alyse — represented by a high profile Florida attorney — was only charged with Reckless Driving, a first degree misdemeanor. Alyse pleaded no contest to the charge and adjudication was withheld pending her meeting several conditions.

She was ordered to complete a DUI Counter Attack School and a Victims Awareness Program. She was also ordered to obtain a substance abuse evaluation, and report to probation.

The case went back to court on January 21, 2011, with the final charge being “Improper Change of Lane — Pulling in front of vehicle.” That’s a simple traffic infraction, and the case was closed.

She grew up in Ohio and her biological father is former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti. Her stepfather Alistair Johnston is a member of the board of IMG, the giant sports agency that reps Woods. He and Alyse’s mother spend half the year at their estate in Windermere, Florida — the exclusive enclave where Woods also lives. It was that address Alyse gave cops when they busted her.

She graduated from Ohio State, is now taking classes at Northwood University, and a source tells that the athletic Alyse is also training for the LPGA Tour.

“Her stepdad hired a coach for her,” a source told sports blogger Terez Owens. “He introduced her to Tiger.”

Way to go Tiger, you sure know how to pick ’em.


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  • ShortStuff

    When that first pic came up, first thing I thought was Tiger Woods…lmao….looks like I was right….& she sure is smiling in that mug shot…must’ve been really feeling what she was sippping on…smh

    • Sally

      NICE NEWS !
      My friend Vanessa, a 25 yrs lady, has announced her wedding with a m’illionaire young man Ronald who is the CEO of a MNC. It’s amazing, she said she just posted her profile on a m’illionaire d’ating s’ite called ———RichMatchmaker. ℃○M——– – and received his chat invitations a few days later. Then, everything went so well that I can’t believe it’s true! Every love story will unfold on it’s own..——-

  • uhohitslelani

    She looks old as heck in that mugshot.
    Ew ew ew

  • Judah

    This guy needs a high dose of Knowledge of Self. But hey to each his own.

    • Thaddious

      True, but he probably couldn’t take it.

      If he read Message to the Blackman, he might have a heart attack shouting, “What have I done!”

  • Kali Kush

    He sure knows how to pick em. As long as it’s white it’s right.

    • love being black

      right on !!! thats a shame !i wish i was white lmao yea right!!

  • MacMoon

    This guy got more Becky’s than a softball team!

  • bbbbb

    this girl is burnt from the sun, looks like she got a sore next to her lip and she’s not pretty. I mean seriously all this money and you can’t get better loking women. He always seem to look in the gutter for females.

    • wow

      I guess he feels like gutter, trash white females are better than black women any day of the week. So sad…

  • Damn

    White women always get the money men.

  • Keep it Real

    He was too young to have gotten married in the first place. Just don’t fall in love and sow your oats before getting married again. Dude needs to get another becky ASAP so that the media doesn’t try to attach him in a committed relationship with this chick. Bang all the Becky’s you want Tiger. The chances of one of them popping up pregnant are slim.

    • Sa.s.sy24

      your whole statement is idiotic

  • Sha

    *shrugs* no surprise

  • JustAshley

    The husky puppy is adorable.

  • Juliemango

    The girls dog is so adorable and i dont mean tiger!!!

  • flacker

    you like what you like, I don’t think Tiger is anymore nastier than Colin Farrel, many women were saying how they would like to get with him(Colin Farrel), when that Rhianna story was posted. Why the hypocrisy when a it’s a “half/black” man with a non-black women. Come on people be consistent!

    • Wrap

      woods doesnt like black people and doesnt claim to be black thats the difference.

  • yup!

    ctfu!! you sure know how to pick them dont you tiger..i guess it doesnt matter as long as she a white chick, she ok with you…if i was your ex wife i’d be lmao at you..great pick..

  • SexyChic

    LMAO, her step-father’s name is Alister. You know he comes from money coz there’s no other justification for giving your child that name!


    Her skin is quite bad.


    Does that look like a cold sore on the corner of her mouth? Yuck, this chick 22 and looks worn out.

  • Crack is whack

    ITs not about looks,its about sex,they skankier they are the better the sex

  • http://google lmao

    The only thing asian looking on tiger Are the slanted eyes. He can deny or downplay his blackness, but that hair and those african lips don’t lie for nobody. Hehe.

    • Christie

      There are asians with very big lips. I do agree with you about Tiger looking more black than asian even though he did say his father was mixed black/white.

    • Seeya

      He looks more black than asian, because of his hair and skin color. Actually his eyes, lips and noses are features I’ve seen on asians. So try again.

  • rose by any other name 350 8914 ™

    white people talk all that crap about Tiger woods but yet this chicks father introduced her to Tiger… NEWSFLASH… they are after the money!! white folks .. golddiggers and if they can get it from black .. the better for them because they are bringing it back to their greedy azz race… and these stupid black men fall for it everytime.. !!

  • mm sanchez

    You’re right!! Looks like a cold sore beside her lip!! I hope it’s not herpes!! Elin is more beautiful!! Team ELIN!!

  • Sa.s.sy24

    This girl looks worn down and tiger is ugly azz hell, good luck to them both.

  • ggproffit

    for all that money that tiger got,he loves him some average white box.


    once you go white, get out of my sight!!!

    jk lol

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  • Ben

    No sister wants Tiger he is looking real beat down now and treats women wth no respect.Money has not made him happy, secure or comfortable in his own skin.This should be a lesson to all black parents raise your kids to have a strong identity, pride and morals.Tiger will end up another OJ for sure.

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