Cry Me A River: OJ’s Family Says That Prison Food Is Going To Kill Him…Literally!!

- By Bossip Staff

Prison food is unhealthy??? You don’t say!

Leave it to OJ Simpson to be arrested behind bars…Cardiac arrested that is…According to the Enquirer, OJ Simpson’s family fears the former football legend is going to have a heart attack…”O.J. is turning into a butterball,” the source said. “If he doesn’t go on a diet, he’s going to die of a massive heart attack in jail. His kids are worried about him.” OJ is even very aware of his weight gain and has turned to eating as a form of comfort…”O.J. is so depressed over his weight that he can’t even take care of himself,” the source revealed. “He says, ‘I’m a heart attack waiting to happen. When I leave here, they’ll probably be taking me out in a pine box.’” OJ deserves a far worse punishment than eating himself to death…-TO

As much as it pains us to see another human being suffer, we’re almost positive that this is Karma coming in the form of a triple by-pass and we can’t say that he didn’t have it coming. Although he should get plenty of cardio running from all those inmate who probably want to kick his a**…

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  • oh snap

    Good! May this murderer rot in hell.

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  • Jeanine

    This was one dumb black man. He loved white women and white people did not love him, but his own black people was down for his DUMB A**. He deserves this punishment. I do not have any type of sadness for this dumb man.

    • missthang84

      u just said a mouthful

  • confidently_ugly

    for some reason Cam Newton and OJ look a lot alike

  • oh snap

    No, this black man killed two white people. In this particular situation, the two white people were the victims. There’s no way you can justify those murders by making them a race issue where the whites are at fault. Give me a break with that crap.

  • christian

    How do you guys know he kill them. Where you there? He was found not guilty so leave it at that@

    • eliteliberal

      Even, if he didn’t he ruined his life over a woman…he’s stupid.

  • oh snap

    Perhaps you should read his book called “If I Did It.” He’s a sociopath, a pathological liar, and a murderer.

  • Mabel

    Well there are worse ways to die.

  • eliteliberal

    Well, it’s quicker than getting knifed up.

  • Northern Cali Honey

    What does he expect in Prison? Fancy meals with tons of veggies and fruit?! There’s fruit, just not in edible form…good luck with that.

  • Kim

    @oh snap…Maybe YOU should read that book…but understand the word “IF” in “if I did it” Just remember, he will NEVER go to jail for murdering those people. He may be a sociopath, a pathological liar, he might even be FAT AS HELL, but a murderer? never been convicted, and why? Cuz 12 people that MATTERED, said so. I hope nobody ever accuses you of something bad, even after you get acquitted.

    • Nik

      Are you seriously defending OJ Simpson? Wow.

    • oh snap

      Yeah, actually, OJ Simpson did not go to jail for the murders he committed but he is in jail now and that’s all that matters. He’s getting his. And if you think that just because he wasn’t convicted that he’s not still a murderer, you’re off your rocker. Robert Blake surely killed his wife, and yet he was acquitted. Doesn’t mean he didn’t kill his wife, just means that the murder was not proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

      All that matters is that OJ rots in that jail and that’s what’s happening to him right now.

      And if you think that a non-murderer would write a book like the one OJ wrote, then you’re really far gone.

  • LYRICS

    SERIOUSLY PPL, NO1 CAN TELL ME THAT THIS ISN’T “KARMA” IN FULL EFFECT!!! I WAS 1 OF THE FEW BLK PPL WHO THOUGHT O.J. WAS GUILTY (BUT was KINDA ON THE FENCE AFTER THE GLOVE THING LOL), BUT WHEN U REALLY PAY ATTENTION, THIS IS HIS PUNISHMENT B/C HE SHOULDA BEEN IN JAIL YEARS AGO!!!

    GOD WILL GET’CHA….HE MAY BE SLOW, BUT HE’S SURE!!!

  • tommykimon

    Stop putting money on his books then he will lose weight. He is not getting fat eating jail food he’s eating extra snacks like chips, cookies and honey buns.

  • Nik

    This fool is only getting half of what he deserves. Arrogant bastard.

  • Wendy

    EAT UP!!!!!

  • OJ have they done your booty yet?

    Kill your Becky and you can get away. Kill another black man do a day…but you kill a Jew in America you will get LIFE. Ms. RANCE ITS TIME FOR YOUR PLIGHT OF THE BLACK MAN IN AMERICA DEFENSE SPEECH.

    • oh snap

      Um., Ron Goldman was Jewish so your “theory” is wrong.

  • champhf

    someone get this man some sushi…NOW..!!

  • Nicole's ghost

    Good! Die you fat f*cker!

  • OJ have they done your booty yet?

    @snap
    Duh…poster said jew…dead dude was jewish dah…read read read..Dah! Check yourself before you wreck yourself

    • oh snap

      Um, I believe that anyone who kills anyone should always get life. If the victim happens to be Jewish, then the same applies. You’re just an anti-semitic azz.

  • kelleykel09

    butterball already ate it apparently, lol

  • anon

    Most men I know who went to jail lost weight from a combo of stress and terrible food if he’s gaining weight it’s because he eating the food that can be bought not the 3 squares from the state

  • pepeandmariasucktacos

    JOhnnie Cochran went through all that stuff, just so your dumb butt could stay getting locked up.. Bragging about the wht woman you smashed to skinheads? You deserve everything you get.. I heard that the skinheads knocked you the fck out and you wont come out the cell, now.. LMAO what a wht wanna-be loser! I hope the wht woman KEEPS mating with simple blks like you.. 🙂

  • pepeandmariasucktacos

    About the food, I hope you choke to death, what a loser! 🙂

  • Das

    Okay. Goodbye then.

  • Gretchen

    Too bad. Writing that book “IF I Did It” was the last straw.

  • rockness monster

    OJ up in the pen like…. feed me right
    Krakaz! LMAO!!!

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