Dear Bossip: He Won’t Let Me Toss His Salad!

- By Bossip Staff

I have before and most dudes loved it. They’ll pretend that they don’t like to have their salads tossed but when you’re in the heat of the moment, they sing a different song. And then if you can get your finger in there they go crazy and it makes them climax! I’m telling you, they say they don’t like it but they do. – Marcia, 31

Nah, not me. I’m not getting turned out by a woman ever! I don’t even know why a woman would want to throw my legs in the air and eat my as*hole. Come on now! Don’t get me wrong, I’m a freak and all but I’m not with the butt biting at all. And ladies really need to do some reevaluating if a man let’s you near his a*s like that. – Hans, 32

Oh my gosh! If a man let me do that to him, he’s gay in a major way. All the dudes I mess with would throat punch me for going anywhere below the balls! Call it homophobia if you want to but if a dude let’s me anywhere near his booty, it’s a problem. – Reese, 29

I don’t my lady licking every part of me like that. What I’m supposed to do, kiss her after that? No! I know a few dudes who like it and they even tell girls to toss their salads. Most of those dudes have done some time so, you do the math. It makes sense now, don’t it? – Mario, 30

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