Reality TV Star And Rumored Fiance Purchase $1.7 Million Home In California

Here’s a hint: you probably hate her just a little more than her sisters. And her soon-to-be-fiance is the king of all douchelords. Was that obvious enough for ya?

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick reportedly just copped this 5,334 square foot, four bedroom/five bath home in Calabasas, California, the same community as the Kardashian/Jenner compound.

We hear wedding bells and smell the return of the stork. Not necessarily in that order. More pics below.