Random Ridiculousness: These Elf Crazed Freaks Are Paying Hundreds Of Dollars For Ear Sculpting!!!

- By Bossip Staff

Would you pay money to look like this? PERMANENTLY!

Apparently the hot new ish is body modification… to the ears:

It’s a trend that points back to the days of Mr. Spock on “Star Trek.” ABC’s “Good Morning America” reports that some young sci-fi fans in Arizona are taking their obsession with the show to a new level, actually cutting open the tips of their ears and having the cartilage sculpted into tiny, elf-inspired points.

Body modification artist Steve Haworth of Phoenix told ABC he’s noticed more people looking to channel their inner elves, coming to him to perform the irreversible procedure, which costs $600.

“There’s a lot of people out there who have an inner vision of themselves and they want to express that to the world around them,” Haworth told ABC. “I’m very happy to be an artist that can provide that kind of work.”

But pursuing an impish likeness can be dangerous business. Some doctors warn that sculpting cartilage can lead to ear deformities and dangerous infections that can destroy ears within a matter of days, ABC reported.

Unlike tattoos and piercings, the procedure is also irreversible, not to mention painful. Haworth, who’s not a licensed doctor, is not allowed to administer anesthesia while he works. He said he’ll only do the surgery on people over 18.

This is just nuts. It’s like the Halloween costume you can never take off!!! Who does that?


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  • zannia

    I said it once and I will say it again white people are crazy

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  • Daisy Jay

    Man that’s disgusting, but not surprising. I’ve seen some crazy things that people do to their bodies. And after seeing that hispanic, demonic-looking lady the other day on here, nothing shocks me anymore. People will do anything and everything under the sun.

  • *MrsTrevino*

    cosign on that one zannia!

  • big c

    yeah people have lost their minds with this crap .

  • mandi


  • Q

    too much playing world of warcraft

  • ulizzy

    People are crazy

  • drenk

    who wants to look like a doberman or a boxer…?

    • 8ESBABY

      OK! My first thought was, “they even bandage them up like dogs!”
      EEK! =|

  • jay

    after seeing a Guy with a green tattooed face & horns on his forehead in Walmart, I thought I saw everything. but this chit right here? I can’t….

  • Rico

    It looks cute on girls with small ears and short hair. That BIG EARED white woman looks like a freak. LOL

  • Nana

    U would understand this if u smoke Crystal Meth…..!

    A royal mess………….smfh

  • Wow

    Boobs or ears….what’s the difference?

  • Michelle

    It is hard enough to get a job without elf ears. Now try to get one with them.

    • Jay

      You can work at an elf shop.

    • Tm30

      At least they’ll be covered during the Holiday season.

  • http://mrwatson215.wordpress.com Mr. Watson

    SMH… Whats The Point ? Lmfao !!!!

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  • Unico

    This is hardly extreme, so what is the point of freaking out over it?

    In another country, piercing your ear could be looked at as a shame.

  • Ryda4life

    We straight up living in the last days . Wake up people , look at all the signs around you!!!!!!!!!!! Marks of the Beast…

    • http://NoveltyNation.wordpress.com JadeNovelty

      How is elf ears a mark of the beast? Maybe its just something people do to do? Hmm anything taboo is evil cause it’s 2011,eh? Makes since yeah we’re in our last days and my bi-sexual son is the devil himself…-_-

  • Bellz

    OMG!!! Like seriously??!!!

  • Tm30

    So you don’t have to be a license doctor or have anesthesia to do this? I got some tequila, needle, thread, and super glue; I can do this for $100. And if you come on Mondays, you can get it done for $49.99. Lol. J/k

    • kimi

      LMAO im dying right now!!

  • beam me up scotty, there is NO intelligent life form on this muh fugguh ....

    none at all.

  • Steelcitychick

    Lmao @ Tm30…..Right!..and they have Halloween covered as well….White folks with too much time on their hands!

  • Judy


  • starr


  • tommykimon

    Looks stupid,

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