Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

17 year-old Sean Kingston, who has the #1 song in the country Beautiful Girls, is the new face of McDonalds. His handlers probably shouldn’t allow him to go too far in the Nickelodeon direction.

The King of R&B still thinks Osama Bin Laden is after him. Last year, one of Bin Laden’s mistresses claimed Osama was in love with Whitney and wanted to drop Bobby Brown. Via New York Daily News:

The now-single singer beefed up his security two weeks ago in Australia, where he’s been on tour. Brown said in Melbourne: “I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won’t happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power. “Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they’d take it seriously.”

Ticketbuyers didn’t and showed up, but they didn’t take Brown seriously, either. The singer took off his shirt at one point “unveiling his sweaty, abdominally challenged torso [and mysteriously wet crotch]” and the audience screamed with laughter, but were dead silent when he tried to get them to do a “call and response,” wrote one reviewer in the Herald Sun.

It sounded like he wanted to say he will leave it in the hands of a higher power powder.