The Side-Eye: Italian Prime Minister Tries To Use Bin Laden’s Death To Avoid Tax Fraud Charges!

- By Bossip Staff

This silly son-of-a-beetch…

Italian wax figure Silvio Berlusconi was in court today facing allegations of tax fraud — he had the day off from the other trial for allegedly playing “bunga bunga” with child prostitutes — when he invoked the death of Osama bin Laden as a reason to let him off the hook: “There is something which is not going in the right direction for a democracy to have government leaders humiliated by having to spend hours in court while these important international events are taking place.”

If for some reason you’re arrested or get into any kind of trouble today, you’ve got an excuse: “But officer, you can’t arrest me… WE KILLED BIN LADEN!”

Guess this is going to be everyone’s excuse to for doing everything over the next few weeks or so. “Baby, I only had a threesome with those girls because we killed Bin Laden” SMH!

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