Bristol Palin, after embarrassing herself and America on Dancing With The Stars, went ahead and cashed in on teenage pregnancy by handling speaking engagements across the country. Of course these speaking engagements for the good of the young girls out there meant that Bristol earned hundreds of thousands of dollars.
How did she spend it? Apparently by getting a nose job. Obviously she learned from her mom that if she looks better then she doesn’t have to maintain the minimum IQ necessary to function in society in order to make it. They’ll probably try to convince us that she didn’t get a nose job and it’s just camera angles. And we’ll believe them because the Palins never lie.