Random Ridiculousness: 19 Year Old Son Arrested For Assaulting Mother Over “Stolen” Coffee!!

- By Bossip Staff

We couldn’t make this sh*t up if we tried…

One South Florida son’s behavior toward his mom probably wouldn’t be described as good to the last drop.

Brandon Scott Quintana, 19, was taken to jail after he allegedly got physical with his mom because she drank his Starbucks iced coffee, TCPalm.com reported.

The Port St. Lucie resident is charged with battery for the incident earlier in the week, just days before Mother’s Day.

Starbucks is delicious, but not “so good, it will make you wanna slap yo mama” delicious. That didn’t stop Quintana from crying over spilled coffee.

The spat started when Quintana’s 43-year-old mom woke up from a nap with a parched throat. She saw her son’s Starbucks in the refrigerator and probably thought it was safe to drink.

After all, she did give birth to the kid.

Wrong.

When Quintana got home, he was looking for his chilled treat. When he couldn’t find it, he threw a temper tantrum, police said.

Quintana allegedly told police he was “pissed off because he spent every cent on that coffee” and that what his mom did amounted to stealing.

Cops didn’t quite see it that way.

Quintana’s mom said she tried to solve the problem with her son by offering a 2-liter soda as a replacement for the Starbucks, but he pushed her into a computer chair.

C’mon son…over some coffee??? This guy clearly has major issues, not to mention a hell of a coffee addiction.

Sidebar: So is it safe to call this picture a “mug” shot?? *bada bing*

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  • just me

    See this is some BS. Ain’t nothin in the fridge ‘yours’ when you livin in my house. Ok, everything up in bee-ah is mine!

  • I Aint Mad at Ya

    WHITE MALE ?

  • Blue Moon

    Haha mugshot.. I’d be pissed 2 If sum1 drank MY coffee w/out asking for it..derz nothing like preparing 2 drink ur drink n when u get home Its GONE..but beating mom tho? hw about asking her 2 replace it?

  • Lele

    He looks like he only has a couple of cents to buy coffee. He looks like your typical white meth head. My question is this, if his mother had a 2 liter soda why didn’t she drink that instead of his coffee?

  • I'm Just Me...Keeping It Real Since: 1983

    This is ridiculous! Is he on drugs? He looks crazy. Get your own daxn house then you wouldn’t have this issue. You never beat up Momma!!

  • team nymphis

    the best part of wakin up
    Is folgers in…

  • I Aint Mad at Ya

    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !

  • G.M.

    thats fucced up but funny as he11…she didn’t have to drink all of it, damn mama greedy and then she offered him some soda instead…why soda, cuz it has caffine in it too smh…wonder how much that sh1t cost

  • Shannon

    HE IS WHITE…AND WHITE PEOPLE LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN THEIR COFFEE…..AND DOGS…..THEY WILL LAY DOWN AND DIE OVER A DAMN DOG…

    • The Commenter Formerly Known as White Devil

      You are only half right. I don’t care about dogs. BUT DON’T TOUCH MY FVCKING COFFEE !!

    • Daisy Jay

      Hey, come on!

      I’m not white, but consider me a PETA member with no membership – if that makes sense. Don’t eff with the precious dogs or I’ll hurt you…

  • chrissy

    DAMN THAT’S MESS UP

  • Keke

    Quintana is a Spanish surname so he went a little loco..but dude looks like a meth head.

  • STARBUCKS ICED COFFEE COST ALMOST 4 BUCKS!!!

    STARBUCKS ICED COFFEE COST ALMOST 4.00 WITH TAX!!!! I WOULD NEVER DRINK SOMEONE’S DESIGNER BEVERAGE WITHOUT ASKING. AND SHE HAD SODA IN THE HOUSE…SO SHE DRANK HIS STARBUCKS CAUSE SHE WANTED WHAT SHE WANTED AND TOOK IT WITHOUT ASKING…WHICH BTW IS STEALING.

    • Jenny

      If a $4 cup of coffee pi$$ed him off that much then chances are he doesn’t pay for rent, bills, or groceries, which means he’s your typical spoiled brat who wants to be grown when it comes to HIS things even though he has not a pot to pi$$ in or a window to throw it out of. Sad part is his mom will probably bail him out and let him move right back in, she’s not raising a man she’s raising a little b1tch.

  • ALLERGIC TO DARKY RI CANS

    Typical Pu erto Ri Can animalistic behavior.

  • Stylishtec

    Parents sholud be respected period…She raised his behind with sacrifices more of the cost than coffee..so grow up dude and move somplace of your own..problem solved!!!

    • Delight23

      Who’s fault is it that he even had the audacity to formulate the thought, much less carry out the act, of putting his hands on his MOTHER 😕 ❗

      WHEN TIMEOUT GOES WRONG…

      5-10 minutes in the corner does nothing but build anger and get that gray matter going with thoughts of revenge.

      Fear and the sensation of a good azz whoopin lasts longer.

  • Dadon

    Mommy would be able to buy her own coffee if his moochin a$$ moved out. You cant own anything In my ice box. Do they have coffee in jail. You kbow what he doin for mothers day, grabbin his ankles.

  • JayJay Growlings

    there musta been more than “cofee beans” in that drink

  • LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry

    UGH MOM HOW DARE YOU DRINK MY ICED COFFEE

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