Actress Jane Seymour Claims Schwarzenegger Has At Least Two More Out Of Wedlock Kids

We’re not quite sure what makes actress Jane Seymour an expert on the activities of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s peen… but she seems fairly confident in her knowledge of what it’s been up to.

“I was not remotely surprised by their separation,” 60-year-old Seymour, who moves in the same Malibu circles as Schwarzenegger and his estranged wife, told CNN.

“He was obviously jumping the gun before everyone else told the world the news. And from what I gather there will be lots of information coming people’s way.

“I heard about two more children. I met someone who knows him well.”

And according to NBC, at least of these other side seeds’ mamas has already asked for a DNA sample from the Sperminator for her 8-year-old. We also hear that Schwarzenegger was a fan of sex parties and that that wasn’t exactly a secret in Hollyweird circles.

So now we’re giving MARIA the side-eye: you really want us to believe that you had no clue your husband was out there populating the earth until late last year? When everyone else knew? And you used to joke around that Side Piece Patty The Maid’s kid looked like your husband?

Here’s a hole in your story: the mother of Patricia Mildred Baena’s daughter-in-law says that Side Piece Patty’s kid with Arnold went on at least one family vacation with the Shriver-Schwarzeneggers.

This story is going to get so interesting before the summer’s over.

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