We hope this makes you kids out there feel like a bunch of p*ssies
A 10-year-old boy, Michael Dasher, was out fishing with his friends when he saw the alligator charging him. The kid threw some sticks and stones at the gator, then jumped on its back (!!) and tied its mouth shut.
He then dragged the alligator home and left it on his grandfather’s front yard like a G. The alligator measured 5 feet 9 inches long. Talk about a hell of a day of fishing. The grandfather lectured the kid on safety, but that’s about it.
What do you say to your kid when this happens? Ground him or buy him a steak for being a huge bada$$. And how do you even reprimand a kid that has more balls than you probably ever will?