Never in our lifetimes have we seen so much weiner in the mainstream news. Anthony Ding-a-Ling has been all over the place with embarrassing pictures of his man meat spreading across the net. But he’s not the only one. Other idiots have been doing this for years. Did you forget? Let us remind you.
Soulja Boy – He’s known to take a few pictures of himself, but he also allegedly made a video of himself getting some slopperation from Sheneka Adams. If that weiner in question is his, then we’ve seen Soulja’s boy in the flesh.
Chris Brown – It’s only fair. We saw all of Rihanna’s sexiness, so why don’t we get to see Breezy? Well, thanks to a leaked cell phone picture, Chris has revealed everything he has to offer. Yes, we see you now.
Kanye West – When Yeezy rapped about sending a girl a picture of his d*ck, he was telling the truth. Now you ladies know what he has tucked away in his skinny jeans.
Drake – While he didn’t show his Drizzy to anyone, we did see his happy trail. It was kind of weird to look at, but thank goodness Drake kept his britches on.
Brett Favre – This is a damn shame. Brett sent a picture of his tiny weiner to a woman that worked for his former team. Sadly, it doesn’t get more embarrassing than Brett’s picture. His own teammates probably laughed whenever he said “go deep” after they saw the picture.
James Franco – He’s supposed to be a classy actor. He also likes to show people his d*ck. He probably sent this picture to one of those sorority girls he sees on campus now that he’s getting his diploma game up.
Ray J – Ray went above and beyond the call of duty. Everyone else just sent pictures. Ray J made a whole freaking cinematic masterpiece with lighting and sound effects. A for effort.
Amar’e Stoudamire – He posed for ESPN Magazine buck booty nekkid with his power forward covered up. But the Knick also sends his wiener picture to any groupie he gets a number from. Poor Ciara.
Anthony Weiner – And, of course, the man of the hour. His story gets worse and worse. Twitter is the devil for you people out there doing dirt.