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- By Bossip Staff

Posted by Bossip Staff

There are many words that could be used to describe T-pain but there are none that quite encapsulate our sentiments after reading what he had to say in an article on Blender.com. There were such gems as:

Many rap horn-dogs talk about the inspiration they get out of strip clubs. When he was 15, T-Pain got a life-changing experience. “In Tallahassee, dudes would hire girls at their house and charge admission,” he recalls. “I remember f*cking one girl on a couch in the living room, in front of everyone. She kept her skirt on so it looked like a real intense lap dance. I loooved that!”


Even if it isn’t the sexiest topic, he enjoys mining aspects of matrimony for material. One of the funniest moments on Thr33 Ringz comes on the song “Therapy,” where a narrator tells an unloving woman, “I don’t need your sex, I’ll masturbate.” “See, that line comes straight out of my life!” he says. “I’m married, and I jerk off all the time. Some R&B singers act like they getting sex every night. T-Pain is here to tell you: Ain’t no one getting sex every night!”

After we blew chunks all across our keyboards from visualizing T-pain milking his lizard, we thought we’d share this eye-raping with you all.


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  • Encyclopedia Brown

    1st >>> one MO gin

  • big ass

    2nd Nasty ASS

  • BG

    whuuut uuuup…

  • BG

    I guess I should say third huh?…

  • lil latte

    too much info…

  • Fresh Perspective

    Gross! I wouldn’t want to have sex with him any night, much less every night!



  • Purpple(formerly known as CC)

    TMI…never again.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (MADVILLIANY...I heart DangerDoom)

    LOL @ Masturbation…

    He’s right…your marriage can be fantastic, and that doesn’t mean you do the “do” every night….that sounds annoying.



  • Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Happy Hump Day everybody!!)

    Buffoonery at its Finest!!!

  • Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Happy Hump Day everybody!!)

    @ Re

    Dammit! I miss ur Gravie with the white butt!!! LOL

  • RealizReal


    it’s called a grill sweetheart.. yellow diamonds!!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (MADVILLIANY...I heart DangerDoom)

    @Brook Lnn

    Lol, morning! I had to take it down…I think I scared some people….

  • cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*

    lol @ milking lizard..thats hilarious

    but yuck @ t-pain he disgusts me and shame on the dancer that allowed this fool to hit..thats whats missing in some women lives..standards…SMH

    and he’s suppose to be a father?!..America’s youth..SMDH

  • RealizReal

    @Brook Lynn

    very pretty woman… kudos to the chocolate ladies!! Heeeeeeeeeey!!!!! Lol

  • cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*

    and i really wish grills would go out of style along with tight jeans and iraqi scarves…oh yea and t-pain…

  • RealizReal

    @cutie pie

    so do u like sweat pants? lol

  • Oshie

    He’s trying really hard to sound not like a faggot, but he needs to try harder.

  • Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Happy Hump Day everybody!!)


    Damn u, LOL. I loved it.


    Uh, thank you..

  • warning:very opinionated

    VOMITS. T-STANK is beneath disgusting..the dude is a walkn turd. Somebody really need to flush his ass…He is an embarassment to Blacks and Human society period probably to animals as well…..F’N Shame ppl take pride in disgusting there personal life as if they should recieve some type of honor or respect award…..ignorance is truly elevatin.

  • Princess Aokie Lee aka BDR

    Why must grown people find it necessary to discuss their sex life?

    Keep your business to yourself, PLEASE.

  • http://www.myspace.com/magnifico1 YAHH!! TRICK!! YAHHHHH!!!

    @ princess aokie

    because sex is fun

  • dayg715

    now how many dumbasses are gonna continue to buy t-coon’s records, i wonder.

  • cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*

    “@cutie pie

    so do u like sweat pants? lol”


    i like any pants that can make the nuts breathe lol..i am not at all interested in seeing the outline of a mans ass through his jeans….

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