Lindsay Lohan was spotted partying, drunk, and barely able to stand in LA this weekend

It was only a matter of time…

Sheee’s baaa-aaaack! Lindsay Lohan was seen saturday night partying at several clubs in Los Angeles including Chateau Marmot and the Palihouse Hotel. Several witnesses noticed the curvy celeb in all her drunken glory, and according to reports, it wasn’t pretty…

“Everyone at the table was drinking lemon drop shots and there were two bottle of Kettle One vodka on the table. She ordered two martinis from the waitress, but she said they were for a friend. So the waitress brought them out and handed them to her. One of the other girls shot the waitress a look and shook her head as if to say ‘Don’t give that to her.’

“But Lindsay took them any way and took a big gulp out of one of them. About 10 minutes later she did a shot of vodka.”

Lohan was with two-time Survivor contestant Oscar Lusth, and Lindsay got more than a little upset when she thought he was flirting with another woman.

“She yelled at him to ‘Stop flirting with everyone’!” the source says.

“A guy sitting on the other side of her poured himself a vodka on the rocks and I saw her take two sips out of it. But she was really careful to only order juice from the staff,” the source observed.

“By 2 am, she could barely stand. She was trying to stabilize herself on the chairs. Then she made it over to the curtains and hung on them. The manager saw this and went over and helped her stand up,” the eyewitness says.

“She was really nice to the manager. She kept saying, ‘Thank you. All my friend left me.’ Then she picked up her phone and started screaming ‘Every body left me! Why did everyone leave me? Where are you?’

“The manager went back over to her and told her not to worry. ‘I’ll help you. Don’t worry’,” I heard the manager say.

“She eventually got outside, and when she got to her Escalade she just collapsed into it.”

What is the over/under on how long LiLo stays free before she catches a DUI or violates her probation?

via RadarOnline