What the hell did she expect??? Dude is like 90 years-old for Pete’s sake!!!
Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé. Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio’s Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted “like two seconds.”
“Then I was just over it,” she says. “I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.”
She adds that they had sex just once. “He doesn’t really take off his clothes,” Harris says. “I’ve never seen Hef naked.”
Damn. You would think with all that Playboy tail running around and throwing itself at this cat, he would be poppin some Viagra…or something!