Random Ridiculousness: Mike Vick Accused of Having Ties to Al Queda

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Just a day after Ron MexicoMike Vick’s homies decided to cop plea dealsand testify against him when he goes to trial, Fox News learned that Vick was slapped with a $63 billion dollar lawsuit by a South Carolina inmate claiming that he stole his dogs and has ties with Al Queda.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over “theft and abuse of my animals” on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

Do they sell rocks in the slammer? SMH! Click here to read the filing.

UPDATE: Johnny Lee Riches is a crazo, indeed. This cat filed a 57 page prisoner civil lawsuit document with an insane list of defendants (from the Waffle House to Fidel Castro) and any other ridiculous entity you can think of.

If you are bored at work, click here to feast your eyes on this 57-page foolishness. All I can say is at least this one is typed and not handwritten.

Thanks I Stay SMH for the update!

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