The Comeback Kid

Posted by Bossip Staff

Michael Jackson seen here with a nose yet looking very Saw puppet-ish, could be heading out on tour soon:

Michael Jackson is on the verge of agreeing to a huge comeback tour, according to British tabloid reports. The Thriller hitmaker’s career took a nosedive after a series of child molestation allegations – which he was cleared of – in 2005. But the 50-year-old is now set for a glorious comeback – and is lining up a 30-date tour taking in 30 cities around the world, reports Britain’s The Sun newspaper. A source tells the publication, “Michael said he wasn’t doing a Vegas residency but was going on a world tour, taking in 30 cities next year. “He said he wanted to do it for his kids. He wants them to see what he does, and he wants to take them on the road. “He said he was on his way to Los Angeles to finalize the details.”

Can ya’ll imagine MJ trying to spin around and moonwalk like the old days? We might be forced to grab some tickets just to catch a glimpse of the impending debacle.

We’ve got a special treat for you up under the hood. We’ll give you a hint: it involves lots of Vaseline….

It’s greasy @ss Jermaine Jackson! What were you thinking?

Images via WENN