Stars That Proved You Can In Fact Go Back After Going Black

Russell Simmons – He went from Black…ish…to super white after his divorce from Kimora. What can you say when the man responsible for corporate Hip-Hop becomes a swirly main squeeze?

Kanye West – Yeezy was engaged to a sistah but he hasn’t looked back since. All he wants are tig ol’ bittied white girls. He went back, back, back. Wayyyyy back.

Halle Berry – She went from a horrible, sex-addicted Black man back to a sorry, good for nothing White baby daddy. Now, she’s going to an old White guy for some lovin’.

Michael Jordan – MJ went from Juanita to his little Cubana chica immediately after. And who knows what kind of breezy he was chopping down when he was married? “And when he get on, he leave your a$$ for a white girllll” (c) Kanye

Kim Kardashian – Kimmy Cakes went from a football team-worth of Black guys before settling down with Kris FrankenHumphries. Reggie is wishing that she stayed with the Black side, though.

Madonna – She spent most of the 90s getting her tiny cakes blasted by the likes of Big Daddy Kane and Dennis Rodman. She of course went to Guy Richie after all of that. Hopefully he turned a blind eye to how much schlong she was getting in her day.

J. Lo – After Diddy was too hood for her, J. Lo went the wholesome Ben Affleck route. That didn’t last long before she went with Marc. Maybe she’ll end up back with Mr. Combs.

50 Cent – He had Ciara on the magic stick, but opted for the old pasty Chelsea Handler. But even she dumped him! Man, Fiddy has been having quite the bad year, huh?

Eve – Eve had a few men in her life before saying “FAWK it” and going with the swirly goodness of her seemingly perfect beaux. Quite the change from her pitbull with a skirt image, no doubt.

Kelly Rowland – Kelly went from Dallas Cowboy to rich Italian in no time. His millions proved to be all the motivation she needed. Oh, and he’s probably a swell guy.