Poor Thang… Kris Kardashian Humphries’ Friends Have A New Nickname For Him

- By Bossip Staff

This guy is not gonna have any manhood left by the time he gets back from his honeymoon.

According to NYPost reports:

The new Mr. Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, has been tagged with a new nickname by his mates, who are now calling the NBA star “Kate Middleton.” Humphries’ pals, sources say, settled on the moniker in honor of Britain’s new Duchess of Cambridge to razz him for getting “married into royalty.” Having wrapped up their lavish nuptials, Kim and “Kate,” ahem, Kimphries, are on a quick European honeymoon before they settle down in the Big Apple. They were snapped at LAX as they boarded a flight bound for Paris and are headed to Capri, according to reports. The couple will receive a second wedding reception here on Aug. 31, when Niche Media founder Jason Binn and party planner Colin Cowie throw them another bash.

SMH. Poor thang. This guy doesn’t stand a chance. There is not a man in that family that doesn’t seem like he’s been gelded. Not Bruce. Not Rob. Not Lammy. Not Scott. And definitely not Krissy.

A word of advice to the newest Mr. Kardashian. GROW A PAIR.

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  • *MrsTrevino*

    What did he expect? He looks like a big puzzy that kim and her mama are gonna run over. Perfect for those 2

  • Dude

    He is not a nba star, he rides the bench

  • I Aint Mad at Ya

    Capt Kris Save a Hoe, sounds better.

  • Jesse

    Let’s not forget that the Kardashians are not royalty.

  • YeezyTaughtMe

    @Jesse thank you!!! William n Kate have been together for 10 yrs (-a few months of a split) they r royalty! They are IMPORTANT unlike these two who will be divorced before Kris can spell Kardashian…(Kris voice) “ahhh K,A…can u put that in a sentence?”

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