The problem with the VMAs is that people think since it’s an awards show on MTV, they can leave the house looking like they’ve never met a mirror… or friend.
Here are some of the worst we saw tonight. And our first reaction to the BS they put on.
You know… we actually pretty much expected Kreayshawn to look just like this. SMH nonetheless.
Poor thang. We just keep waiting for Selena‘s curves to catch up with this new grown-up look they’re trying to give her. Plus, why would you put this Morticia Addams dress on a 19-year-old?
Without Google, we’d have no clue who this Bonnie McKee broad is. But now that we know she wrote “California Girl” and “Teenage Dream,” “Dynamite” for Taio Cruz and “Hold It Against Me” for Britney, we KNOW she could have done better than this 5-7-9 jumper.
Dear Madden Twins: 32 is way too young for the type of mid-life crisis these outfits are screaming right now.
This is Skylar Grey. Another singer/songwriter/check casher who should have been able to do better than stealing her little sister’s clothes.
Y’all know we love us some Jessie J. And we know we’re supposed to give her a pass because of her broken foot. But we absolutely cannot.
Didn’t Snooki meet showers and a stylist around the time she released her “novel” and became a “productive member of society” who only wanted to be referred to as Nicole from now on? What happened?
Oh yea, Snooki’s friends with Deanna, aka the Drag Queen Rainbow Brite of the Shore
We know: it’s clear by the name of this group that these guys have no desire to be taken seriously. But c’mon, son! One of them is friggin 36!
The problem with Katy Perry is that people keep telling her s*** like this is cute. And she believes them and tries to out-cute herself every time. See exhibit B below…
We cannot with Bieber‘s “Maturity and Testosterone” by American Eagle look.
We’ll let you guys have this one.
We said all we could have possibly said about this one here. SMH.
