The full Dancing With The Stars cast leaked yesterday, and some of the names are pretty surprising. The show has already featured notable athletes, actors and all-around attention whores.
This year will be no different. Take a look at all the names that will be dancing and causing drama this season.
Nancy Grace – Ugh, as long as they keep her talking to a minimum and let us watch her fall on her damn face every two minutes, then it’ll be worth it to have her on our TV screens even more. But barely.
Kristin Cavallari – She better find something since those reality TV checks stopped rolling in. Hopefully this gets her on the right path back to some relevance.
Ricki Lake – She’ll be showing off her slim frame on the dance floor. She did Hairspray back in the day so she definitely has some rhythm. We’ll see how it translates.
Chynna Phillips – Anyone else unclear exactly who this chick is? She’s going to have a hard time solely based on the fact that nobody really knows who she is. And DWTS is as much a popularity contest as anything.
Hope Solo – She’s on the US soccer team so she’s quite nimble. And we do know that athletes do well on the show, so she definitely has a shot.
Elizabetta Canalis – Of course, there’s always one certified hottie every year on DWTS and George Clooney’s ex is the choice for this year. She’ll get the men to tune in, for sure.
Rob Kardashian – And, of course, there’s the attention whore of the cast. Rob is definitely going to get dropped early in the season. But at least he’s trying to do something with his lazy a$$.
David Arquette – The former WCW heavyweight champ and star of horrible movies is going to be too damn annoying to make us want to vote for him. Maybe he and Nancy Grace can have a dance-off where the loser gets thrown into a volcano.
J.R. Martinez – Oooh, this is going to be tough. Who’s going to vote off an Iraq War veteran that turned into an inspirational actor? Not too many people if you ask us. And if he ends up dancing well, it’s a wrap.
Chaz Bono – Sigh. Yeah. No way.
Ron Artest – And this batsh*t crazy baller is going to be endless entertainment. We’ll be watching just for him. He might toss his expert dancer into the fourth row if she misses a pencil turn.