Normally we’d have so much to say about this, but Gawker broke down the scenario so properly we had to share their version of the events. Here it goes:
Lindsay Lohan to Chris Brown: “@chrisbrown wanna meet?” This can only end in disaster. It all started when LiLo tweeted “@ChrisBrown killed it. #MTVVMAs,” which is sort of like batting your eyelashes at a guy across the room at a crowded bar. And then Chris Brown retweeted Lindsay’s tweet, which is like the guy locking eyes with you, then biting his lip, sexily. And then Lindsay pulled the ol’ “wanna meet?” which is like pointing at the bathroom in the back of the bar, then pantomiming hump motions while licking your own cleavage. Repeat: This can only end in disaster. Actual disaster. Scary disaster. LiLo has a troubled history with toxic substances, and there are few celebrity substances more toxic than Chris Brown!
Woooooooooooooooow! Now #ThatsHarsh. But we’d actually be more concerned for Chris’ sake. This broad might sue you if you wrote a song about the chopdown sesh. Breezy if you know what’s good for you, you’ll stay far far far away from this broads’ stretched out cavity.
Here are the tweets:
The thirst is so strong!
More of her VMA watching tweets below: