We all grew up with people like these. They talk sh*t but nobody really believes them. The same thing happens with celebrities.
We see “stars” popping off via Twitter and videos, but most of us could knock them out with a two-piece. Check the list and pass the Kleenex.
Yung Berg – Remember Berg popping sh*t left and right about how legit he was? Then his chain got jacked and passed around like Kat Stacks backstage at a rap show. Who knows how many of those chains he bought, but each one of them got jacked in the middle of the street.
Katt Williams – Sigh. Pimp in a Thimble has been popping off to Mexicans and taking his shirt off at Jeezy shows trying to get into fights and sh*t. But most toddlers in this world would be able to knock him out with no problem.
Kid CuDi – CuDi’s been talking that sh*t for years, most recently sending shots to Wale. But we don’t get intimidated by anyone that rocks skinny jeans. That’s just a general rule.
Chris Brown – Breezy has been doing the tattoo thing and talking all kinds of reckless on Twitter. But his baby blonde hair and twinkle toes act makes it hard for us to believe he’d lay a beat down on anyone that could actually fight back. But he’s hood in 140 characters, though.
Bow Wow – C’mon kid. All of that crazy talk is funny to the rest of the world. But we still look at him as that midget with the big kids clothes and the Disney movies.
Raz B – You knew this funfetti-smelling mush mouth would make the list. Raz lives in a basement in front of his computer where he just talks crazy to people that would beat him up in real life. Sounds like a nice life.
R. Kelly – Kells should just stick to uplifting ballads and denying banging teenagers. He’s sent shots at people like Trey Songz but we all know Kells would rather sit back with his mask on and watch iCarly. Chill with the slick talk.
Ne-Yo – Really? You’re gonna make rap songs dissing other singers? Why even bother. Just continue to do your do and have sex with multiple women. Because you enjoy that. Y’know, sex with women, that is.
Keri Hilson – Yup, ladies can get the biz too. She went on tracks dissing Ciara and Beyonce like she was hard. Sit down somewhere, lady. Even though that video with her boxing makes us think she could knock Ne-Yo out.
Ray J – Ray’s got goons in Cali? He’s got men that’ll kill Fabolous? And anal rape him? Really, dog? You’re Brandy’s little brother! Go to sleep.