It’s the Christmas season! Time to be merry and happy! Right? Well, not these people.

These starts have money, women and everything they’ll ever need. So why are they so grumpy? Who in the hell knows. Let’s find out!

50 Cent – He’s got millions and has been considered one of the wealthiest rappers ever. But every time you see him, he’s dissing some rapper and throwing shade. Sup with that?!

Kanye West – He’s got one of the best resumes in Hip-Hop history, plus he’s banged some certified dimes. Unfortunately he’s come on hard emotional times in his life. But comparing himself to Hitler? Be happy, dude.

Kobe Bryant – Yup, he’s kind of a prick. And he’ll show it every game and every chance he gets. He’s always insulting some player and complaining to refs. Just enjoy your titles and keep it moving.

Nene Leakes – Nene’s got that permanent scowl that makes grown men cry and wonder if there’s a God. Just stop cursing people out and smile please.

Joe Budden – He’s banged the hottest video girls in rap history. But all he raps about is how sad he is. Count your blessings. Better rappers have done worse.

Chris Brown – It’s another day and another Chris Brown Twitter rant. It seems to happen all the time. Shouldn’t he just be happy he’s not in the clink right now?

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Drake – Did you HEAR Drizzy’s sad sack of depressing music from Take Care? Yeah, we did too. You’d think he’s not the biggest rap star on the planet with all that moping. Get over it.

Michael Jordan – Yes, he’s smiling here, but deep down there’s a mean, mean man in there. Hear his Hall Of Fame speech? That was the most d*ckish display of meanness we’ve seen on a national stage. He’s a grumpy old retiree.

Tea Party Republicans – No Obama! No jobs! No equality! We hate everything good in the world! We’re the Tea Party! Hear us roar! Get out of here with that BS.