Everyone is all hype about OchoCinco’s gift-giving. But we’ve seen it all before.
Let’s look at some highly impressive gifts these celebrities delivered to their significant others. They range from cars to freakin’ islands! Eat your heart out, Ocho. We just hope all you golddiggers out there don’t get ideas. These are just for the betrothed.
Kris’ Ring – He bought Kimmy a ring that was probably actually purchased by her reality show. But whatever, it’s still huge! Now he wants it back? Sad.
Tyson’s Tub – Mike bought Robin a $2 million tub! Another broad that didn’t deserve it.
Kobe’s Apology – All it took was a little accused rape to get Kobe to cop a $4 million ring for his angry wife. Seems like that worked!
Tom’s Toys – As part of his sham marriage, Tom bought out FAO Schwarz for Katie to buy gifts for their little one…and probably have backroom Scientology meetings.
Beyonce’s Bugatti – She’s on another level. To make her man smile, she bought him a $2 million Bugatti. As if just being like “you’re married to Beyonce” isn’t enough.
Jigga’s Getaway – Get this: Jay bought his wife an ISLAND! It was $20 million. We hear Memphis Bleek is there right now mixing up martinis in case Bey wants to vacay there.
Angelina’s Wheels – Brad Pitt knows his wife is an action star. So he bought her a super rare MV motorcycle for $18,000. No comment about her “riding”.
David Beckham’ Booze – “Wife, what kind of wine do you want?”
“How about a whole vineyard?”
“That’s how we imagine the conversation went.”
Nick’s Phantom – What do you get a half-billionaire? A new Phantom will do. She actually went to labor in that car. That’s arriving in luxury.
Khloe’s Role Reversal – Aren’t ballers supposed to buy their wives the whips? Khloe flipped the script by getting her man a Rolls Royce. It’ll be nice to drive that around Dallas.
Jessica’s Meta-Gift – She bought Tony Romo a motorboat! Get it? Because he probably motorboated her all the time! Ha! But her cans didn’t cost $100K like the actual boat.