These people are going to fall off in no time. Bank on it.
2011 saw a ton of celebrities come and go. Many popped up out of nowhere and had some major newsworthy moments. But their stories are short-lived. In 2012, they’ll be nothing more than memories as they go back to oblivion. Take a look.
Herman Cain – Hermie was a political buffoon. But now that it’s over, Cain won’t do much of anything but hock pizza and keep trying to get domed up by white chicks.
Tim Tebow – Congratulate him right now for his great few games. But he won’t be starting next year and he damn sure won’t be a star any time beyond the end of this season. Say farewell to Lefty Jesus.
Kreayshawn and V-Nasty – These non-rapping sorry a$$ chicks are going to go away. Nobody will buy their crappy music or pay them attention. Believe that.
Dudley O’Shaughnessy – We’re not sure if this Chris Brown lookalike is even still chopping down those cakes, but we bet she’ll be moving on in no time.
Jesse James and Kat Von D – We barely care about them now. Maybe they’ll have some buzz when the wedding happens next year. IF it happens.
Pilar Sanders – As soon as Deion dropped her, her stock plummeted. Maybe she’ll get a reality show or pose for Playboy to get some shine in 2012.
Lil B – B’s buzz has fallen apart since he put out that “I’m Gay” song and nobody cared. It’s time to put the final nail in his career.
Tiki Barber – Tiki had a chance to get a buzz if anyone wanted him back in the NFL, but it’ll just be him and his homewrecking bimbo living in limbo for the rest of their lives.
Webbie – Webbie had somewhat of a comeback in 2011 with his whole Rocsi thing and a sorry a$$ album, but that’s about it. Boosie’ll have more of a buzz than him in the next year.
Kris Humphries – Lord knows his basketball career won’t take him anywhere. He’ll just be that guy that was married to that chick with the fatty. Good for him.