That’s a hell of a lot of drawers. A new week, a new weird a** story about Michelle Obama:
The First Lady is better known for shopping at more modestly priced High Street brands. But along with the the Queen of Qatar, Sheikha Mozah, she closed off part of Madison Avenue to spend time at Agent Provocateur, the luxury lingerie shop.
Their purchases contributed to a market-spanking lift in sales.
Agent Provocateur, which is styled on vintage Hollywood glamour, sells handmade Calais lace corsets that sell for thousands of dollars which could ruffle the feathers of more than just President Obama in an election year.
45 bras $7,180
83 “knickers” $11,260
35 suspenders, waspies and garters $6,320
13 corsets, basques and playsuits $7,270
17 kimonos, gowns and slips $17,090
And even that (every available piece of lingerie in the store) only runs you to a total of $49,120. It’s okay; toss in a couple accessories — these $710 crystal cuffs, say, and the $660 leather whip — and you’re bumped right up to an extremely erotic $50,490.
Kristina Schake, director of communications for the first lady cleared up the rumors:
“This story is 100% false
Welp! Plus we’re pretty sure Barack wouldn’t be feeling that no matter how good she looked in the corsets and panties. Sounds like a publicity stunt by the company to us…
Do you think Michelle would ever spend that much on a “shopping spree”??