Smooth move, fellas.
Men make stupid decisions. And even dumber mistakes. Especially when it comes to women. Double especially when it comes to trying to cheat on women. We’ve seen celebrities mess up but normal guys do it too.
Ladies and gents take notes. Here are the dumb things guys do that get them caught cheating.
Taking Pictures – Sigh. Do you see drug dealers taking pictures with big bags of crack? No? So why are you taking pictures with your side piece?
Putting Your Isht On Facebook – One out of four marriages ends thanks to people not knowing what the hell they’re doing on Facebook. Don’t want drama? Don’t get on FB.
Leaving Voicemails – Tiger Woods marriage ended because he didn’t have proper phone discipline. You can say someone lied about a text, but you can’t lie about a voicemail dumb dumb.
Leave Evidence Lying Around – Condoms. Drawls. Hairs. It’s like you bust your good good and forget that there’s evidence all over! Put the wrapper away. Drive to the other side of town, put it in a paper bag, throw it in the dumpster and set the dumpster on fire.
Calling Out The Wrong Name – Maybe you should write your main girl’s name on the back of your hand. Just don’t mess around and call your chick the wrong name. It’s over after that.
Messing With A Loudmouth – If your side piece is a blabber, then it’s a wrap. Soon the whole hood will know the deal.
Spending All Your Money – So you’re just going to spend thousands of dollars to trick off this broad as if your main woman doesn’t have access to the checking account? Shoot yourself.
Getting Some Chick Preggers – Nothing like a lumped up woman showing up at the door claiming her bastard seed is yours. Awwwwkwarrrrd.
Cheating in the First Place – Hey, McFly! If you cheat in the first place, you’re going to get caught! So, the dumbest thing you can do to make sure you get caught is to cheat in the first place. And you’ll end up owing moolah like your boy Kobe.