These poor kids just had no clue.
When the writing’s on the wall, it’s on the wall. These couples were doomed from early on and got rocky as the relationship went on. And while they were holding on to their failing relationships, we just sat and watched and waited to say “toldja so”.
Kinda mean when you think about it, huh?
Rihanna and Everyone Since Chris Brown – We knew her heart was always with Breezy. All the other guys were just placeholders even if they didn’t know it.
Usher and Tameka Raymond – Everyone but her knew it was a wrap. She thought they’d last forever. Poor lady.
J Lo and Casper – We all know J Lo was just looking for a slice of young and tender. He was out there acting like a new daddy. We hope he enjoyed the ride.
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry – She just wanted him for his seeds. As soon as she was knocked up, we knew he was getting his walking papers.
Kim and Kris – We all gave this thing a side-eye, but we didn’t expect it to just be 72 days! And he had the nerve to be shocked. Yeah right.
Chris Brown and Karrueche – So what if he got your face tattooed on him. You played yourself if you thought that meant anything. He’s all Rih Rih’s.
50 Cent and Chelsea Handler – She always looked like she could care less about this sorry sucker for love. He just didn’t realize it.
LeBron and Cleveland – Cleveland fans hoped against hope that LeBron was staying. But NOOOOBODY else thought he was staying. He’s just not that into you, Cleveland.