Single Ladies: Flatline

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We know ya’ll have probably had about enough of the single ladies, but don’t worry about it clinging to life on Bossip because this blob has officially killed it. Single ladies passed away this morning due to complications stemming from man meat and tube socks falling out of a leotard.

We’re finished. SMH

Thanks xhinhua.

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