Ex-Cop Caught On Camera Masturbating In Squad Car
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Some people just can’t keep their hands to themselves. Others have the exact opposite problem. Nowhere is this point better illustrated than ex-Santa Fe police sergeant Mike Eiskant, 41. He was caught allegedly masturbating in his squad car after having a sexual conversation.
But who was the lucky recipient on the other end of Eiskant’s allegedly steamy chat? A girlfriend, a stripper, another officer? Nope, try again.
The other party was none other than Eiskant himself. That’s all kinds of creepy. But you know you want to watch it. Feel free to jump to the end of this post to hear Eiskant in all his glory.
The video doesn’t actually show Eiskant doing the act. However, you can clearly hear the sound of a zipper followed by moaning. Eiskant can also be heard saying “Oh show me those big beautiful breasts.” It’s alleged that he was texting and looking at pictures of naked women on his cell phone at the time.
This incident is only one of many embarrassing events to befall the former cop as of late.
Last week, Eiskant plead no contest to ten misdemeanor charges before a Bernalillo County District Court. Among the highlights include false imprisonment, larceny, marijuana possession, and stalking women. Eiskant will only be getting probation, but he also agreed to never become a cop again.
A no contest plea means that a defendant agrees to take whatever sentence a court dishes out at them without actually admitting they’re guilty.
How f**kin embarrassing!!!