Celebrities Caught Ordering Prostitutes
Sigh. It’s about time people legalize prostitution. But since it’s not, people get caught red-handed and face some penalties and embarrassment whenever it happens. It’s hard to imagine that celebrities have to pay for the pooty tao but they do.
Take a look at celebs that tried to pay for the goods.
Eddie Murphy – He got caught with a tranny in his whip. And, y’know, ew.
Hugh Grant – Can’t forget his similarly stupid decision and getting caught with a dude in his truck.
Eliot Spitzer – He tried to get rid of prostitution then got found out as a frequent flier at his favorite brothel.
Matt Barnes – The gossip world was abuzz when a certain Candy Supathroat or Megahead or Uberdome or whatever her name was went to twitter to blast Matt Barnes for receiving her sloppy top.
Tiger Woods – Who wasn’t he trying to bang?
Alex Rodriguez – He was supposedly on the same list as Eliot Spitzer. Why get prostitutes when you’re banging Cameron Diaz?!
Ne-Yo – He snapped a picture of himself with a transvestite hooker. We’re sure it was just a mistake. *Cough*
Obama’s Secret Service – They put national security in danger for $50 blowjays.
D’Angelo – Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Every lady wanted to give him the business now he’s paying for some action.
Eve – Rumor has it that a night of fun for her included a night of hired “help” for her telly. Swag.
Pics via WENN