Keithan Manual Arrested Trying To Rob Police Station
This guy is a pure dummy:
It takes a lot to earn the moniker “World’s Dumbest Criminal” these days but 18-year-old Keithan Manual appears to be the new title holder.
Keithan walked into a Wilmer, TX police station with a white towel over his hands and told the officer at the dispatch window to “give him all her money.”
The dispatcher, Patricia Hughey, just laughed it off. Because, honestly, who would try to rob a police station?
Perhaps sensing that he hadn’t thought his plan all the way through, Keithan quickly changed his story and tried to play his demands for money off by saying he was asking about a warrant instead.
According to Police Chief Victor Kemp, “He said he’d like to check on a warrant, but it was pretty obvious it was a situation … he gave a different name and after a few moments of maybe playing it off he said ‘you do know I have a gun’. At that point he seemed to be very serious.”
That’s when the Hughey realized that Manual wasn’t joking and notified other officers that there was a situation, and they took Keithan down at gunpoint with no shots fired.
When asked about the incident, Keithan tried to play it off like telling someone you have a gun and demanding their money is a hilarious joke.
According to Keithan, “I didn’t say nothin’ like that, I swear to God I didn’t say nothin’ like that. That’s why they didn’t find no guns on me. Man, I play like that all the time. I didn’t think she would take it seriously.
Police Chief Kemp added, “This young man wasn’t using his head for sure,” he said. “You hear of those World’s Dumbest Criminals every once in a while but you never think it’s gonna happen in your city.”
Turn the page for this idiot’s interview from the bing.