When you get in a traffic accident with a bus, what’s the first thing you want to do?
Eat ice cream with no clothes on, duh. Driver and epitome of a crazy azz mom Stephanie Dillard, after colliding with a Houston city bus, wandered to a nearby store where she peeled off her clothes and ate a frozen treat…
Dillard, 34, was charged with suspicion of child endangerment for leaving her three kids alone inside the damaged car before cops scooped her up, according to KPRC-TV. The woman put up a fight when police arrived to find her liberated from her clothing and enjoying her dessert, the station said.
In her defense, it was 93 degrees in Houston on the day of the accident.
Dillard’s 5-year-old child suffered a gash over his eye in the crash, and was left at the accident scene with his 12-year-old and 16-year-old siblings. The kids were turned over to their grandmother as Dillard was taken into custody.
Authorities were unsure what caused Dillard’s strange behavior in the aftermath of the wreck.
What the hell?! We know it’s hot out, but sheesh. We hope those poor kids at least got some ice cream too.