Joran van der Sloot To Get Married In Prison
SMH: Crazy Killer Joran van der Sloot To Get Married In Prison??
Joran van der Sloot To Get Married In Prison
Who in their right mind would get married to this psychotic Dutchman???
Joran van der Sloot, the prime suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway, is reportedly planning to tie the knot while he’s behind bars in Peru for the murder of another woman. Peruvian tabloids published stories last week claiming van der Sloot is getting married to an unknown woman, The Daily Beast reported Thursday morning. Maximo Altez, the Dutchman’s attorney, denied the tabloid rumors, contending his client isn’t planning a behind-bars union as far as he knows.
“[B]ut I’m just in charge of his legal issues,” he told the Daily Beast, “and I don’t participate in his private life.” The news of his possible nuptials comes as the Peruvian Supreme Court considers van der Sloot’s bid to vacate his 28-year sentence for the murder of Stephanie Flores, a 21-year-old Peruvian, The Daily Beast reported.
Ain’t no one about to marry that crazy person. SMH.
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