A “Lil Positivity”: Chad Ochocinco Presents The 6 Rules That Will Keep Pro Athletes Out Of Trouble With The Law And The League!

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This ninja does have the good sense that his mama gave him after all…

Chad Ochocincos 6 Rules To Staying Out Of Trouble

Señor Chad Ochocinco may be a lot of things, loud, obnoxious, arrogant, outrageous, outspoken, but one thing he is NOT, is a jail-bird or criminal.

This NFL offseason has been full of arrests and Chad has taken it upon himself to try to help his comrades to stay out of as much trouble as possible. We present to you, Ochocinco, the mentor???

Says Chad:

It’s unfortunate that a lot of my peers have been getting into some serious trouble this off-season. What is it like 28 now? I have lost count. Thus, I figured I would share with you the 6 AFC and NFC acronyms I use to stay out of trouble. Excuse the Ebonics by the way, it is a more fun way to really express how I feel about this.

Hit the flipper to read Chad’s profound advice.

Images via OCNNReport

Alcohol

So you want to get wasted. The dumbest –ish you can do in 2012 is publicly party like it is 99. Mofos in the club will be live tweeting your buffoonery for the world to see. You are in the NFL, making millions and you got a mansion. Bring the party home dammit.

Firearms

No need anymore. We out the hood now. Get a bodyguard if you are still that paranoid.

Crews

A Crew is not needed. Just ask Drake and Chris Brown. Roll solo, it will save you money and trouble.

No man.

Deion Sanders taught me this. You badly need a no man. Someone that tells you what you don’t want to hear like

“Are you really finna smoke, drink and of all the cars you got, you gonna drive the Ferrari to the club tonight and carry your gun with you? C’mon fooool, you gonna be on the next flight to go see Goodell”

Keep your NO man closer and yes men farther.

Fallback

You are famous and there are people that will hate and test you. You can’t deal with it the way you would when you were in the hood. You need to just fallback.

Consent.

Be careful of chicks and groupies. Those consenting smiles are sometimes fake. Sooner or later you might be defending yourself in a frivolous sexual assault case as she tries to stick you for your paper. Yes, some of these women “Stay Schemin”. There is a simple solution. The iPhone has an HD camera now. Make sex tapes all the time. It will make great memories and save you trouble.

If you apply these acronyms, it will save you trips to @nflcommish and you know he ain’t playing around these days.

Yours Truly,

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson

Gotta love Chad for this one. LMAO!

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