Random Ridiculousness: Freakazoid Oregon Man Breaks Into Homes Just To “Shake His Snake” While Watching Freaky Films

- By Bossip Staff

What the hell?!

Police in Oregon say this super-freak broke into his neighbors’ homes so he could watch a triple X flick with a little added adrenaline rush.

Antone Owens, of Eugene, allegedly busted into three houses between September of 2011 and April, 2012, The Register-Guard reports.

Owens told the cops that he is addicted to “freaky films.”

“He knows he has a problem,” Eugene police Sgt. Mitch Martin told the Register-Guard. “Our hope is that he gets the help he needs so that he can be a functioning member of society.”

In one of the alleged break-ins, a residents’ son reportedly awoke to find someone in his bedroom, according to KMTR.

The station also reports that Owens told police he does have a computer with Internet at his house, but he prefers the excitement of viewing flicks at other people’s homes.

Police collared Owens last week after his voluntarily provided DNA sample matched “material” found at the crime scenes, CNET reports.

Give this pervy burglar a nice jail cell so he can invite other inmates to join him for some live one on one action. No wi-fi connection needed.


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